Again

What you say is true because

YOU MADE IT UP!

What I say is true because

DENNIS AND HIS BUDS (SHIRLEY MCCLAIN, ET AL) TOLD US!

You be the judge!

You could have stopped after six words, Chico.

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALL...

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Deaths have more than tripled since the Bush Administration called Pat Robertson a liar.  Sounds like it wasn't really "God" Bush heard echoing inside his skull.

Go back to watching Star Trek with Matt

You two can daisy chain Dennis in

Deaths in Iraq *HAVEN'T* skyrocketed since Bush gave the boneheaded order to invade the wrong country?  Oh.  My bad.  Someone notify their families, will you?  It was all a "Star Trek" episode.

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Or more likely "Twilight Zone."

He saw something.  It could be one of a hundred things.  All of them logical.  Because they don't KNOW which of those hundred things it is, it's UNIDENTIFIED.

If you want to see a space creature, watch "THE CRAWLING EYE" with Forrest Tucker.

Forest Tucker?

Of   "F"  Troop?

He was good with Larry Storch!

Uh oh (showing my age)

I'll bet sfin saw bright lights last nights when his hubby came home.

Ron

Yep Ramdom   satan has always created a emulation of True worship and Love.

Ron.

I didnt want to bring this up       but when He God created Conservatives       satan created a false oppsite Liberals.

Ron.

Dennis Kucinich's Seattle Visit: I Was There

The banquet room at the Everett Holiday Inn was filled to capacity with Kucinich fans from across Snohomish County, all proud members of the progressive, grassroots Mutual UFO Network (MUFON). I donned my official Kucinich Headgear and got as close to the front as I could.

Famous talk radio host Art Bell, speaking before a packed house of close to 14 people, introduced the man of the hour.

"Atlantians! Alpha Centaurians! Altairians, Andromedains, Arcturians, Cassiopaeans, Reptilians, Hybrids, Iguaniods, Insectiods, Lacertians, Lemurians, Luciferians, Lyrans, Neonates, Nordics, Pleiadans, Raelians, Son's of Darkness, Son's of Light, Ancients, Ultraterrestrials, Uranthans, Vampurae, Vegans, Winged Draconians, Zeta Riticulans, and Jehovah's Witnesses! Greetings, and welcome to the first annual MUFON UFO Symposium and Get Out the Vote rally. Allow me to introduce our guest of honor: the man with the vision, the courage, and the foreign policy experience to stave off an interplanetary war with the Greys, the next President of the United States, Dennis Kucinich!"

Kucinich hesitantly stepped from behind a large blue curtain to a standing ovation. A man of small, frail stature, he seemed somewhat dwarfed by the giant, pyramid-shaped podium before him, but this in in no way diminished my opinion of the great man. After all, Lenin was short, too.

He tapped the microphone with his hand, looking somewhat confused.

"Uhhh...MUFON?" he spoke, his deep, booming voice resonating throughout the room. "There must be some mistake...I was told this was a MoveOn.org event."

"DubelmoHchugh q'Sagh!!" the crowd cheered in traditional Klingon, delighted with the joke. At last, a candidate with a sense of humor!

"I must confess," he continued, "I don't really have anything prepared for this uhhh...*ahem* group - why don't we just skip to the question-and-answer portion of the evening? Anyone have a question?"

A man with thick, coke-bottle glasses stood up in the front row. "Ever see Gillian Anderson naked?" he asked.

Kucinich stared at him. "Ummm...no."

"Not even in the episode where she got the tattoo on her ass?"

Art Bell snatched the microphone from Kucinich's hands. "Ladies and gentlemen, must I remind you again that David Duchovny will not be speaking tonight? This is Dennis Kucinich, democrat presidential candidate. Please ask questions relevent to his campaign."

A morbidly obese man with a tinfoil hat raised his hand. "What do you plan to do about the Roswell saucer crash, Koonichick? Keep it covered it up, like every other president since Truman?"

Kucinich fumbled with his fingers, the sign of a true leader. "Well uhhhh...I will repeal Bush's repressive tax cuts for the rich, and uhhhh...raise the mininum wage to thirty dollars an hour so the average American doesn't have to work 4 jobs to feed his family!"

"WELL PLAYED!" I shouted. What an impressive answer!

Kucinich pointed to a severely crosseyed woman with her hand raised.

"Sasquatch!" she screamed. "In the summer of 1982, I was impregnated by a Sasquatch just outside of Medford, Oregon!"

"I'm glad you brought that up," Kucinich volleyed, "because as president, I will appoint Supreme Court justices who will uphold Roe v. Wade, support a woman's constitutional right to choose, and actually perform abortions in their chambers during recesses! Next question?"

Good golly, the man was on FIRE! He dodged every bullet the audience shot at him, from Raelian mind control to satanic goat mutilations in Ecuador.

"My dog tells me things!" a gentleman yelled from the back. "He tells me about the shadow people living in my sock drawer. What do the shadow people want with my socks? That's what I wanna know."

"Excellent question," Kucinich fired back, "Quite simply, I will eliminate the Department of War and replace it with the Department of Peace. Then I will withdraw all troops from Iraq, turn over control of the U.S. military to the U.N., and beg the world community to forgive us for our unilateral, imperialist sins!"

The crowd went nuts! There was simply no stopping the man.

"9/11!" I shouted. "Tell them about 9/11, Dennis!"

"Bush staged 9/11!" he yelled over the roar of the audience. "Saddam was a CIA patsy! Captain Janeway killed JFK!"

This was the man we'd all been waiting for, the messiah who would free us from the chains of right wing opression and lead us into the promised land!

Suddenly, right when he had us in the palm of his hand, two large men in dark suits grabbed Kucinich and spirited him out of the building.

"Good god!" Art Bell screamed. "It's the Men in Black! Run for your lives!"

"Wait!" I yelled back at him. "Those weren't Men in Black! Those were Kucinich's delegates!"

But it was too late. The crowd panicked and stampeded toward the door, nearly trampling a cardboard cut-out of James "Scotty" Doohan under their orthopedic shoes. The room empited in a matter of seconds, and as quickly as the evening began, it was over.

What a bittersweet, yet historical evening. I saw the greatest statesman since Jerry Brown speaking before a throng of his admirers, but he left before I could offer him my official endorsement.

On the bright side, I got Whitley Streiber to sign my headgear!

Got me a hat whilst there too!

I'll bet sfin saw bright lights last nights when his hubby came home.

Ron

He even goes on Fox. I'll give him that.

He's a "spunky" little [edit.]!

Just a whacko!

I've seen him on O'Reilley and I know that he is a "peace at any price" kind of  'Rat Bastid... Trouble is, idiots like Dennis and most of the 'Rats don't know that the barbarians we're up against now don't want peace at any price. They want to kill us. The "peace" that the Islamist killers seek is the peace of the grave, the peace of utter annihilation. You can't have "peace at any price" like Dennis and the 'Rats want if your opponent seeks to kill you rather than make peace with you.

But by the time the DemonRats figure that out we'll all be

D E A D !

Tom satan has created sin yes or no ?  How stupid can you be Tom?    He has created a false image of everything God has created.

Ron.

And who created Satan? God?

I'm telling you, the big guy is not much of a creator. He's made some big whoppng mistakes, if you believe in that stuff.

Tom was your dad Chamberlain of England ?      as he said I make peace with Hilter we are safe.     OK

Tom you know as well as me       It's Israel        they hate us for Israel       & nbsp;      go on all day about the oil       If you Lib's would let us drill here we wouldn't need to spend billions out of town       No you would rather give them the money.

Ron.

God created Lucifer     Lucifer became satan when he believed he could over take God.    God created Man and Women    But He gave them a free spirit just like He did with lucifer          free will Tom     

Ron.

Have a good time Tom when you stand before the Lord with that remark     God it wasnt Lucifer's fault he was created that way.

Ron.

satan has always created a emulation of True worship and Love

Satan, shmatan. I talk to him all the time, and he's a regular guy. He likes thin-crust pizza.

Satan didn't cause the gay lifestyle. I think that guy Oscar Wilde had something to do with it, but I'd rather live next door to a flamer than a fundamentalist any day.

He has created a false image of everything God has created.

So, that's who taught you your wonderful writing skills!