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Favorite Lines From Movies and TV
I read that people were looking for a fun blog, so here's my shot: Here's some of my favorite lines from movies and TV: 1. Stewardess: Surely you can't be serious! Doctor: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. (Airplane) 2. "Ha ha!" (Nelson from The Simpsons) 3. "I've been asked to join several gangs at this school because I'm pretty skilled with nunchucks." (Napoleon Dynamite) 4. "I can't define irony, but I know it when I see it!" (Reality Bites) 5. "I'm really, really good-looking." (Zoolander) 6. "You are everything I never knew I always wanted." (Jerry Maguire) 7. "Can you spare a square?" (Seinfeld) 8. "The call is coming from inside the house!" (Horror movie whose name I forget) 9. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride) 10. "I was born a poor black child." (The Jerk) 52 comments from 29 users
posted by
tchudilowsky
on Jul 20, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Easy! "I'm your huckleberry" - Tombstone "You tell I'm comin' and Hells comin' with me. You hear!? Hells comin' with me!!" - Tombstone posted by
lanabuford
on Jul 20, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Ghostrider......Any line Nick cage had! Brain freeze on spelling his first name.
posted by
tchudilowsky
on Jul 20, 2008 at 11:36 PM
I guess the best TV line I can think of is: "They kept on ringing the bell!" - Seinfeld. Kramer was describeing to Jerry and George how he fought off a bus-jacker and took over driving the bus after the driver passed out. He was fighting the attacker and driving the bus at the same time. He said he kicked the attacker off at the 'next stop'. George said "you kept making all the stops? Why?" Kramer said "They kept ringing the bell" posted by
lanabuford
on Jul 20, 2008 at 11:43 PM
racing stripes......The minature horse says to the goat....I've heard of rooster races, horse race
but I've never heard of goat races.....NEVER,NEVER,NEVER!
posted by
Shwaine
on Jul 21, 2008 at 12:25 AM
One that I often think of while reading these blogs: "My, my. We are in a mood tonight." - Lucien Lacroix from Forever Knight posted by
EllisBell
on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:09 AM
You guys have listed some movies I haven't even seen yet! I'll have to check them out. Here's another of my favorites: "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" (Scooby Doo) Also, "It's beyond my control." (Dangerous Liasions) posted by
NancyII
on Jul 21, 2008 at 06:32 AM
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." Cool Hand Luke. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Marlon Brando (Don Corleone) The Godfather.
posted by
randomfactor
on Jul 21, 2008 at 07:26 AM
"I believe I was denied...critical...*NEED-TO-KNOW*...*IN*formatio n." --Bert Gummer, Tremors II posted by
meandpete
on Jul 21, 2008 at 07:58 AM
"It's either me, or them. One way or another you're getting screwed.".....My Cousin Vinny "Smalls, your killin me" .......The Sand Lot "Dear Darla...I hate your stinkin guts, you make me vomit, you are scuuum between my toes...Love, Alfalfa"...Little Rascals "Quick...What's the number to 9-1-1?" ...Little Rascals posted by
foodjunkie
on Jul 21, 2008 at 08:09 AM
my names Jim .... but most people call me ..... Jim (Blazing Saddles) Hostess has a new cupcake coming out .... its a bad mutha **** ... when you bite into it cream filling goes all over your lips and glitter .... (Next Friday) posted by
Neverleft
on Jul 21, 2008 at 08:41 AM
The old classic. Clark Gable in Gone With the Wind. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damm". posted by
EllisBell
on Jul 21, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Witterpitters--It says the page cannot be displayed. : / posted by
witterpitters
on Jul 21, 2008 at 08:46 AM
OK I'll delete it and try again!!!!! posted by
johnburnssucks
on Jul 21, 2008 at 09:03 AM
From that classic 1977 film, "The Van": Dugan: So, do we have a match? Bobby: Yeah, I got a match; your face and my a**! posted by
johnburnssucks
on Jul 21, 2008 at 09:37 AM
From “Wag the Dog,“ this hilarious rant was done by Anne Heche’s character, Winifred Ames, when she and two others are sitting by a campfire after narrowly surviving a plane crash. Winifred is hysterical: "Oh, God. What do we do now, huh? HUH? What do we do now, huh, boy-producer? HUH, mister win-an-Emmy, social-conscience, whale-sh*t, save-the-rain-forest, peacenik-commie, f**kin' hire-a-convict sh*t head? HUH? What do we do now, liberal, affirmative action sh*t head, peacenik commie f**k? What do you wanna do now?" posted by
Tiffanilynn
on Jul 21, 2008 at 10:08 AM
"gosh!! freaking idiot!!!" -napolean dynomite.. " just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do we swim swim swim.." - finding nemo "kitty!" - monsters inc. "hakuna mattatta"- lion king. "try not to fall in love with me."- a walk to remember "good job!"- hancock.
posted by
bakonative
on Jul 21, 2008 at 10:57 AM
Go ahead, make my day - Dirty Harry posted by
GrizzlyCoach
on Jul 21, 2008 at 11:07 AM
I said choke yourself, now get on your knees and choke yourself. Not with your hands numb nuts, now lean forward and choke yourself. - Full Metal Jacket That whole movie has classic lines. Excuse me while I whip this out. - Blazing Saddles Women and children can be careless but not men. - Godfather Its like a finger pointing away from the moon, dont concentrate on the finger or miss all that heavenly glory. - Enter thr Dragon Kiss my converse. - Last Dragon I can play this game all day. posted by
sys_mom
on Jul 21, 2008 at 11:17 AM
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