Good one NL; Right to carry should be the law of the land. 

what a dumb a$$ post.

whats the freaking point, that you robbed someone and committed theft or that u carry a gun?

u 2nd amendment nuts are all the same, bragging about how you got the upper hand on a bad guy or how someone's gonna have to pry a gun from your cold dead hands.

well, unless u walk around with a gun in your hand chances are you are not gonna have time to reach inside your unseasonably warm night jacket, pull, aim and kill anything before u get your empty head blown off or your stupid throat cut. then with ur last vision see your girlfriend be violated.

get over your machismo, nerd.

To summarize this fake Craigslist personal ad:  "Ha ha, I got back at you for trying to mug me. Then I did a bunch of illegal stuff targeting people who had nothing to do with your attempted mugging, just to prove what a macho kinda guy I am. My IQ is approximately 80. Sincerely, Alex the Idiot."

Yeah, he really should have addressed his ad: 

To the victim of my mugging--

I am the hypocrite who got my pink panties in a wad at your attempted law-breaking just before I broke a bunch of laws and then was dumb enough to announce it on Craigslist.  Were it not for my Mommy (I mean girlfriend!) who recognized my internal and external shortcomings and knew that I was as helpless as a little girl in public without a firearm, I would probably be spending this week hiding under my bed, as usual.  Thanks to you, I get to act like a macho man at bingo tonight as I recount my harrowing story of personal bravery.  And law-breaking.

Yours truly,

Flush Limpballs

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

um, guns are okay .

--virgil

 They keep us feeling safe, like mama used to do !

--virgil

Virgil, you crack me up :)

NL, even in jest that's a bad post.

Onion, ease up before you have a stroke :)

Wow, if a gun made me look like that I'd have one on my person at all times

It looks like along with our liberties we are also losing our sense of humor.  Lighten up  dolts, it's a joke..

Ah, *THIS* explains the right-wingers' pathetic "overcompensation." 

Knew there had to be a logical explanation:

http://www.theregister.co.u...

Hey, I was serious!  I had a gun but it was stolen.  I'll have another one as soon as I can afford it.

And I really do wish one would make me look that good lol

oohhhh you're such a man.  Here's a song for all you gun toting, phallic worshiping dudes out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

How is it a joke? I mean... I get the crapping in your pants thing but the stuff that followed wasn't funny. 

So... the moral of the story is "carry a gun. so I can be just like that guy." Hm... I think that actually brings chaos. What if everyone carried a gun?  It would be just like the old west.... On second thought, that sounds kind of fun. Well... wait... I'm sure there wouldn't be any chivalry in the shoot out.  Eh... nevermind.

"Thank God for guns, huh Jerry?" Denny Crane

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I could be wrong, (have been many, many times), but I seriously doubt that any of these toting gun nuts would have the serious stones to pull a gun on someone, 'cause then my friend you have to use it, and things get really ugly then.

Unfortunately, during the second American Civil War, stealth bombers will trump guns from 36000 feet...