Well I am moving this weekend.. tomorrow to be exact.. I have so many emotions going through my mind/body right now...I start my new job in Bakersfield Monday, doing something that I have never done before, which will be exciting....

 I never thought I’d see myself saying Bakersfield I’m coming back..

After 3 years of being with my now ex-boyfriend, It feels as if I’m going through a divorce (minus the cost), who gets what, who deals with this/that ect... the house is split in half; he gets this, I get that, and the memories are flowing through my mind as I’m packing our house up...

This is a big change for me, since I left Bakersfield 3 and a half years ago... I feel as if im ready for it, but is Bakersfield even the same? Everyone goes through life changes, and I have had a lot of change in my life, so why is this time affecting me so much?

School, work, family, that is my goal, im not worried about anything else but bettering myself for the future, so why is this so hard?

Sorry I just had to vent. *hope my spelling and grammar are correct LOL*

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.  



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.



6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'



7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.



9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.



10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.



12. Sing Along At The Opera.



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.



17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'



18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'



20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity



Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.



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