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Biker Bar
>>> >BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.He >>> >finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting >>> >there >>> >for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde >>> >joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, >>> >husky >>> >voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I >>> >think >>> >it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five >>> >things: >>> > >>> >1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. >> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. >> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in >>> >karate. >> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional >>> >weightlifter. >> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional >>> >wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell >>> >thatjoke ?"The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and >>> >mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."> 9 comments from 8 users
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posted by
Wayfarer
on Oct 16, 2007 at 06:00 AM
Sorry if this joke offends bikers, blondes, women, or any one who just wants to whine.
posted by
NancyII
on Oct 16, 2007 at 07:03 AM
Love it!
posted by
creepycat
on Oct 16, 2007 at 07:10 AM
I once teased a 4 yr. old with tall tale. Told him people in Florida carry walking sticks to whack alligators to make them move when they block the sidewalk. Mother believed me! Yes, she was a blonde.
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 16, 2007 at 07:12 AM
well, don't you have to tell it 4 more times? (media matters for amerika is on here ya know) posted by
anglo1
on Oct 16, 2007 at 10:59 AM
Murph would that be Blackwell Land Co.? If so did your with Cruz?
posted by
ghostriter
on Oct 16, 2007 at 05:26 PM
ROFLMAO!!!! Great one!. Here's my favorite: Three blond men are stranded on an island together, staring longingly at the land across the ocean. One guy looks up at the sky and says, "God, please make me smart enough to get across the water." There is a bolt of lightning; the guy's blond hair turns light brown, and he promptly jumps into the water, suddenly able to swim, and swims across the water. The second guy looks up and says, "God, please make me smart enough to get across the water without getting wet." Another bolt of lightning and the second guy's blond hair turns dark brown, and he starts building a boat. The third guy watches, then looks up. "God, please make me smarter than those other two idiots." The final bolt, and God turns the third guy into a WOMAN, who gets up and walks across the bridge. posted by
RoyTullis
on Oct 16, 2007 at 09:23 PM
Blond girl goes to the doctor and he questions her to fill out the patient information. "How old are you"? he asks. The blond starts counting on her fingers. After a while she answers "Oh! I'm 22". The doctor figures he had better ask her a couple of more easy questions to get her concentration. "How tall are you"? he asks. She whips a tape measure out of her purse, puts one end under her toe and raises the tape measure over her head. She marks it with her finger and reads it. "I'm 5' 2"". Well the doctor says, "What's your name". She stands, staring into space for about a minute then says "My name is Mandy". The doctor ask her why it took so long to remember her name. "Well", said Mandy, "I had to go through that song, you know, Happy birthday to you , happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Mandy"....... posted by
msemilyh
on Oct 16, 2007 at 09:46 PM
last year, when we just needed a break from a student for a while, we would send him to another teachers room in search of the left-handed stapler. he would just keep being sent from room to room, trying to find out which teacher had it until he got tired of being sent around and come back empty-handed. posted by
RoyTullis
on Oct 17, 2007 at 11:18 PM
I'm ambidextrous (use both hands for everything) both sons are lefties but none of the grand kids. It must skip generations.
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