AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1.  AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE  ELSE
TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID  ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING
THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT  YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE  PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A
TIMER.

4. A  MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU  FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE  SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE  OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE
AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY  NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND  SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT 
TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN  ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE  LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY
BRING A  SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE  STAIRS.

usafbonilla gave me a good idea, a priest with a Pinochhio on the shoulder.  Any other ideas, maybe themes based on something current or not.  All would be appreciated.

http://www.nypost.com/p/new...>http://www.nypost.com/p/new... 

It appears his truthful out burst changed the health care coverage to clearly deny illegals government funded health care.   He apologized to the Pres. he accepted, so move on, get back to work.  Grow up for heavens sake.  Let's go after C. Rangle if we're going to do something worth while.  No wonder their popularity is in the toilet spinning closer and closer to their rightful place.

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The question to me is how do we encourage new or better alternative fuel sources for now and the future and still wean ourselves off petroleum for our major source of transportation power. Maybe $10.00 a gallon will be a start. Petroleum is going to be needed in large quantities for thousands of items other than fuel for as long as I can imagine.  I think we need to start drilling in Anwar, off our coasts, build some new petroleum refineries and build new nuclear power plants.  The ethanol plan used now is asinine to me.  Something along the lines of the reward McCain offered for  advanced battery technology is something to be excited about and not politicized and mocked.  That is the only example that comes to mind right now.  I think that is the only way we are going to get better, cleaner, non petro power.  Through private research not funded by the gov. or oil.   Not drilling in the places mentioned benefits who? 

Can anyone tell me what happened here.  Was John an angel, alien, ghost.  I missed a couple of episodes but I don't think they would have helped me.  I tried to post this twice before and am not sure where it went.  If anyone finds it let me know so I can delete it

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Newly elected Democratic congressman from Minn. will not be sworn in with the Bible but the Koran.  If this is OK with all, should a Nazi elected to an office be allowed to be sworn in using 'Mien Kamph'? Just wondering how you here in Bako town feel. 

My first thought is he was voted in by citizens that knew he was Muslim so there shouldn't be a problem.  But I'm having second thoughts now.  KKK, Nazis, Atheists etc. does it really matter?