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Man in court for having sex with bike
Man who had sex with bike in court
A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register in England after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. World’s 10 best mysteries Bestselling author Albert Jack favorite mysteries from around the world. Which celebrity shillers should quit their day job? Radar examines the stars who are shining brighter off the big screen and hitting paydirt in an advertisement near you. Saving Justin Berry New York Times business reporter Kurt Eichenwald thought he was doing a noble thing by rescuing a Bakersfield teen from the Internet sex trade. Saddam loved baby wipes Saddam Hussein was a germiphobe with a fondness for baby wipes and a compulsion to wash his hands, according an Arabic-speaking FBI agent . Video of the day Did he really say that? 34 comments from 14 users
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posted by
randomfactor
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:07 PM
From the Radar piece:
posted by
robbwillis
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:15 PM
Sex with a bicycle is nothing to get huffy about.
posted by
randomfactor
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:19 PM
Schwinn-g! . Uh, mister, that's not what "bi-sexual" means... posted by
AudreyB
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:22 PM
The big question is, was it consensual?
posted by
OldBlue56
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:22 PM
Was it a girls bike or a boys bike?
posted by
Lingtaowoo
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:23 PM
Well here's another thing for our school board to chew on....
posted by
randomfactor
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:26 PM
A girl's bike, of course, OldBlue. Whata ya think, he was some kind of pervert?
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Once I admitted to a friend that I hadn't had sex for a while. My friend reassured me that I wouln't forget it, cuz sex is like riding a bicycle. I knew it had been a while, but I didn't ever remember pedaling...
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:33 PM
It was a menstrual cycle?
posted by
sagefever
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:35 PM
*groan* please no one quit their day jobs. Just grouchy cause all the good ones were taken..
posted by
RoyTullis
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:45 PM
I wonder if he ever wanted to try it with a bicycle built for two?
posted by
AudreyB
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:46 PM
I hope he was wearing protection. Headgear that is.
posted by
AudreyB
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:48 PM
If he tried it with a tricycle would that make him a Pedal phile. Sorry this last one's a little rank. posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:52 PM
maybe Audrey, but you proved Sage wrong there were still some good ones left posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 29, 2007 at 12:55 PM
posted by
jfrancais
on Oct 29, 2007 at 01:00 PM
I bet he likes BMXXX. posted by
OldBlue56
on Oct 29, 2007 at 01:16 PM
Maybe it was a mens cross training bike and he had it all dolled up with a pretty dress and nylons.
posted by
sagefever
on Oct 29, 2007 at 02:32 PM
It's called reverse psychology Chico~or was that perverse?
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 29, 2007 at 03:42 PM
One thing I can say for every single bike I ever had (as opposed to every signle woman I ever had) The Bikes never cared if I bought bike magazines! posted by
sagefever
on Oct 29, 2007 at 03:46 PM
Maybe you just picked the wrong women..or the right bikes.
posted by
NancyII
on Oct 29, 2007 at 03:52 PM
Bikes are very focused on the direction in which they're heading..unlike humans who go willy nilly all over the place. I've never met a bike that had a jealous tube in it's frame...hence the ok with the magazines.
posted by
OldBlue56
on Oct 29, 2007 at 04:43 PM
So Nancy, you think this poor guy was FRAMED? If this happens frequently to bikes in England, perhaps this one had had enough and finally SPOKE up.
posted by
NancyII
on Oct 29, 2007 at 04:48 PM
Unless he knows a big wheel to get him off, I think he's in for a long ride.
posted by
ghostriter
on Oct 29, 2007 at 04:54 PM
Okay, now I am sitting here with tears running down my face. The original story was funny, but nothing holds a candle to my blog buddies and their great sense of humor! I am not even going to try!
posted by
Hardliner4freedom
on Oct 29, 2007 at 04:55 PM
If it was a particularly good-looking boy's bike, maybe he nicknamed it Richard Gear.
posted by
sagefever
on Oct 29, 2007 at 05:12 PM
One smart funny bunch,except you and me ghost ~i am just drawing a blank..laughing but i got nothing..
posted by
CassandraMcGowan
on Oct 29, 2007 at 05:31 PM
i wonder if the bike was hoping the man would tire out and leave it alone. hardy har. posted by
dgrealish
on Oct 29, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Go down to Chuy's on any Wednesday night. These guys may not be havin' sex with their bikes, but I've heard more than a few of them breathing hard over them. posted by
NancyII
on Oct 29, 2007 at 09:15 PM
Good job everyone. Now I know the whole bunch is sick. LOL spam code.. zebar (we have lowered ze bar) posted by
randomfactor
on Oct 29, 2007 at 09:19 PM
I was going to think up some more good puns, but like the guy's partner, I was two-tired.
posted by
NancyII
on Oct 29, 2007 at 09:27 PM
The chain of events will be embarrassing to the bike owner. I wonder if he can stem the flow of rumors now.
posted by
randomfactor
on Oct 29, 2007 at 09:32 PM
Having a bike for a partner would seem to have its potential advantages, as long as you don't get stuck with a one-speed the way I was for too many years. Having a choice of mounts may help derailleur bad moods from affecting yours.
posted by
NancyII
on Oct 29, 2007 at 09:39 PM
ooohhh..good one.
posted by
AudreyB
on Oct 30, 2007 at 10:51 AM
Ironically, he was arrested by Cops on Bikes.
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