|
True or False? Audrey - thought you might like this joke! The Sacred Way, China Testing Terra Cotta Army - Xi'an, China No more squatters! New Comments Hey, where's Steve Swenson? Blogging The Great KC Fair June 06 July 06 August 06 September 06 October 06 November 06 December 06 January 07 February 07 March 07 April 07 May 07 June 07 July 07 August 07 September 07 October 07 November 07 December 07 January 08 February 08 March 08 April 08 May 08 June 08 July 08 August 08 September 08 October 08 November 08 December 08 January 09 February 09 March 09 April 09 May 09 June 09 July 09 August 09 September 09 October 09 November 09
RSS 2.0![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Share! |
|
|
No more squatters!
Ha ha! I'm just back from China and boy am I glad! No more squatters ever! For those of you who have never been, the porcelain goddess (toilet) choice in China is a squatter. A porcelain hole in the ground in which you squat to pee in to. NO THANKS! In 12 days I only had to try it once, and then upon assuming the upright position, almost slipped and fell into the dang thing. YUCK. China is amazing. I saw the Terra Cotta Soldiers, the Forbidden City and Tinnamen Square (that's another story for another day), Shanghai, Wuhan, Wushan, Xian, and Bejing. Operas, acrobats, and the chinese market place. (another big YUCK). So much history I learned, so many notes I took, and I still feel I can only remember a small amount I learned. BUT NO MORE SQUATTER TOILETS. YES, I'M GLAD TO BE BACK IN THE U. S. A. !
12 comments from 9 users
1
posted by
gopherbro
on Nov 18, 2008 at 12:52 AM
Bakonative, I hate to tell ya', but "squatters" are easier on the internal plumbing that the porcelain goddesses worshipped here in America. Just remember that 98% of our genetic makeup is identical to our chimpanzee cousins. Just watch how they do "business", and you'll see that "squatting" is the natural way to do things. "Sitters" are a cultural phenomenon and have very little to do with the way that nature intended for us to excrete waste. My dog Molly knows that, and thinks it's silly for me to waste time in the bathroom. posted by
robinislost
on Nov 18, 2008 at 02:10 AM
Welcome back! I hope you took a million pictures and plan to share them here. :) May I inquire about why you took a trip to China? I remember that you had mentioned it to me before, but I forgot to ask why you were going. What were you using if you only used the squatting hole once while you were in China? posted by
Shwaine
on Nov 18, 2008 at 07:25 AM
Related trivia (almost said interesting trivia then realized this really probably doesn't qualify as interesting)... one of the things China did to prepare to host the Olympics was to install "sitters" in public restrooms throughout the areas they expected to have a lot of foreign tourists since they knew Westerners don't care for "squatters". This probably answers Robin's question as well. posted by
NancyII
on Nov 18, 2008 at 07:33 AM
Bako, what a fantastic experience! (The country, not the squatters.) Congratulations on taking such a great trip instead of the usual ones we see. I'd love to see the soldiers too, they fascinate me. Re: squatters..if you ever used a real outdoor privey you'd surely appreciate the "position" due to spiders ans other critters. :-). My ex sister in law is from Greece and they have those there too....right in the marble floors. My problem is that if I got down there I might not be able to get back up without assistance and that could get embarrassing. Be sure to post some pictures for us will you? posted by
sagefever
on Nov 18, 2008 at 07:51 AM
I am envious~ and welcome back! Please blog about the trip and please do post pictures! I have a mule urine story but it's just wall too early to tell~ let's just say ..ugh. ;-) posted by
witbee
on Nov 18, 2008 at 07:54 AM
posted by
NancyII
on Nov 18, 2008 at 08:01 AM
Squatting birth is supposed to be easier too...gotta be a reason why we don't "squat" much anymore. Not to do with plumbing, internal or external, but my dad and his "buds" used to squat for what seemed like hours while shooting the breeze out in the yard. Now everyone grabs a lawn chair. Squatting is a lost art it seems. posted by
sagefever
on Nov 18, 2008 at 08:16 AM
Nancy~ if your used to squatting ,giving birth that way is "easier"( there's a oxymoron for you!) My earliest memories are of men(farmers all) squatting,taking some dirt into their hands and talking about the soil,the crops....thanks for reminding me of that.
posted by
CatherineBaker
on Nov 18, 2008 at 08:33 AM
I have a question, Bakonative. What's the chinese food like there? Is it anything like the chinese food we have here? Did you travel to different regions? I hear Cantonese food is different from Mandarin like American Southern food is different from New Englander food, etc. posted by
NancyII
on Nov 18, 2008 at 09:14 AM
I worked with a Chinese doctor at West Kern and she said there were only two places in town that had food that was close to authentic. One was on Ashe across from Osh. Can't remember the name. Catherine, she also confirmed that it's very different in different regions. For instance, she didn't come from the region where they eat cats. She brought her own lunch and it sometimes looked very strange. At least to us. posted by
princess2mysoldier
on Nov 18, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Well, Bakonative, that's something you and I have in common. I went to China in 2001, and I too only "squatted" once! lol I told myself when I went I was going to try new things (food, traditions, etc.) at least once every day, so I had to do it just to say that I did. We went to Beijing, Shanghai, Nanjing, Huangzho (West Lake), and Hong Kong. It was the trip of a lifetime... an experience I will never regret. I'm curious - what took you there? I went with my professor at CSUB... there were about a dozen of us. She knew the ropes, and had lived there at one point. To answer some of the questions - Chinese food here is NOTHING like it is over there. We have "American" versions of Chinese food here. Some of it is really good, but some of it, is not so good. And they do have different types of food in different regions. And, the Chinese don't eat dogs and cats, contrary to popular belief. It's the Vietnamese and Koreans, I believe (don't quote me on those, but I just know the Chinese don't, by normal practice...but that's not to say it doesn't happen over there at all - but you won't find it on the menu). However, seeing duck intestine served at the dinner table can't be much better. Let's just say I was finished when that came out. The people over there are amazed at seeing "Americans". I stood out like a sore thumb - pastey white girl with dark brown hair with big blonde chunks, and long, brightly painted finger nails. I had many pictures taken with the kids, who couldn't keep their hands away from my hair and nails. It was a very weird experience at times. Privacy and personal space was DEFINITELY violated on a daily basis. lol I can't wait to hear some of your stories!!! I might have to dig out my pictures and reminisce... posted by
bakonative
on Nov 18, 2008 at 10:17 PM
1
BAKERSFIELD.COM HOT TOPICS: |