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Bakersfield Barbie is back, with friends!
Remember a couple of years ago when incarnations of Bakersfield Barbie were making their rounds on the Internet? My personal favorite was Tehachapi Barbie — two Barbies holding hands with a rainbow flag in front of a Suburu. Love her!! Well, Barbie is now back with her Central Valley friends. They look eerily similar to the Barbies from Kern County. (Oakdale Barbie looks a lot like Oildale Barbie — complete with confederate flag and six-pack of beer!) But these Barbies are from towns up and down the Valley — and Taft Barbie is compared to Modesto Barbie (she comes with her own Meth lab kit). For some real fun, check out this Jibjab video of Gangsta Bitch Barbie and her honey, Thug Ken. I still have my 30 Barbies in a box in my garage that I played with as a child. Someday I'll have to pull them out and give them an updated look. — Jennifer Baldwin (aka Oleander Barbie) 10 comments from 7 users
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posted by
Tiffanilynn
on May 22, 2008 at 11:24 AM
those are too funny, i believe that rosedale barbie hit it right on the spot posted by
AudreyB
on May 22, 2008 at 12:10 PM
God that was funny. I might try to find it in the archives. We bloggers added a lot to it. posted by
woofwoof
on May 22, 2008 at 01:39 PM
I like the latest entry, Oildale Redneck Pick Up Lines. posted by
gsisola
on May 22, 2008 at 01:51 PM
Classic.... loved it like I did the first time I saw it..... Thanks !!! posted by
AudreyB
on May 22, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Funny, Woof. posted by
Ipedalon
on May 22, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Ha--I'm on there. So, so funny! Can you guess which one I am? =>) posted by
johnburnssucks
on May 22, 2008 at 04:28 PM
I used to know scores of those kinds of "Barbies." You don't even hafta take 'em on a real date... posted by
adampayne
on May 22, 2008 at 08:43 PM
Great post!!!!! It took me five minutes to swallow my drink after I hit the Central Valley friends link. Didn't come through my nose though. That's a relief. posted by
johnburnssucks
on May 22, 2008 at 09:07 PM
Unfortunately, I've run across a few "Merced Barbies." I think we all have. <sigh> posted by
Tiffanilynn
on May 23, 2008 at 12:01 PM
HaHa woof that was great.
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