On the other hand, when I sent Patt my suggestion for promoting the idea of turning the Padre Hotel into a world-class brothel she was strangely silent; this despite the fact the Bodfish Philosophical Society was strongly in favor of the idea.

Aw, they're being generous.

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As for banning bikinis, I'm in favor of that.  Who wants to see bikinis?  Skinnydipping is much better.

Speedos for guys? Here's 8-time Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman in a, er, semi-Speedo. Do you think anyone would complain? What are they gonna do, throw him out? Bwaaahaha...

No need to thank me, ladies.

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Sounds like to me that Ann started something that other counties/cities are jumping on the band wagon for...this could get really big in time...and bikini's are a thing of the past----"dental-floss" bikinis says YES!!! to me.....

No I think Ann stands alone on this one Ling~ and JBS ick! that picture is ummm,well,....consider me tortured! lol

Excellent National Enquirer Journalism

Siouxcity, it's a column, not a commodities report.

Yes ~JBS~....ICK...couldn't you find one of Rosie's hairy legged pictures smoking a cigar?

Now, now ling~ nice remember? Maybe it is just me,but that "over the top" look just does not do it for me...

Sorry ~Sage~ you're right...but we do have a Governor that looks like that.....

 sage im right there with you, that picture was so gross i cant even focus on the actual post LOL...

Hmmm guess your right again RF...commodities report..interesting...Gotta GO!

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We agree with Pat's premise, but Bakersfield will NEVER be West Hollywood.  This is a Lesbian Town and Lesbians who enjoy country music and line dancing at that.  No self-respecting Gay Guy from West Hollywood would ever set foot here. No? We kick it with the Girls.

Some poor slob accidentally married a lesbian once:

I once had a girl,
But she left me all alone.
Now when I come home at night,
It's to an empty home.
She said she hates that house,
And how she'd like to bomb it,
And how the sight of me in bed,
Makes her want to vomit.

Chorus:
She's A Lesbian
(She's A Lesbian)
And she's out there chasin' skirts
She's A Lesbian
(She's A Lesbian)
Wearin' boots and flannel shirts
She don't like men.
She's A Lesbian.

Well my pretty wife's no more.
She now looks like a cowboy on the range.
It was during our honeymoon,
That she made the change.
I should have seen some signs before.
Life now ain't much fun.
You see when she ate hot dogs,
She only ate the bun.

Lovin it, Michael.