Wasn't it Obama who, a few months back, started a Fox boycott? He grants interviews to everyone but them. I love it!

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The other major culprit for FD is, of course, anger at having no facts to back up your claims. Many people cling to the belief that the loudest one wins. These victims usually come from large families where yelling was the primary method of communicating. Or perhaps they are ignored at home, and don't have it in them to confront their loved ones for their perceived lack of respect, and use their keyboard as a blunt weapon of destruction in a rant with strangers who don't enjoy their political views.

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