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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish..................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic................................No breasts Average looking..................Moooo Beautiful..............................Pathologic a l liar Emotionally Secure..............On medication Feminist...............................Fat Free Spirit.............................Junkie Friendship first....................Former Slut New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing Professional...........................Bitch Voluptuous...........................Very fat Large frame...........................Hugely fat Wants soul mate.....................Stalker DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need............................... I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead........................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy............................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay. 4 comments from 4 users
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posted by
robbwillis
on Jan 29, 2008 at 11:54 AM
LOL! posted by
AudreyB
on Jan 29, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Yes, men are simple creatures. (code: into themselves) posted by
Spot
on Jan 29, 2008 at 12:47 PM
If you have ever seen a hook up in a restaurant or coffee shop where two people from an ad first meet, you'd never forget it. The wife and I saw one that took place in the food court at Ming Plaza. We were only a couple of tables away so we heard all. The guy comes in, with the Lady already there, he heads for the agreed table and stops short of getting there, looks around to see only this bleached blonde at the table. Her hair was like some one had placed a deep bowl over her head and cut all hair that stuck out, make up applied with paint brush, Clothes from Goodwill and acted like a shy puppy, woof woof. This guy got up the nerve to approach the table and asked if she was the one he was to meet. After a very short talk, he says he has to be somewhere shortly and that he had to go, says, maybe, he might call. The guy was dressed for a regular date and she was dressed for the circus. He was slim and she was about half as wide as the table. After he left, she sets there like a lost puppy. I've seen some of those ads, I'd just love to tag along and see the real truth. What, are these people really expecting to find on a blind date?? ;=))) I have to admit, some of these women on these ads may turn up to be a knock out and some may seem as if they live at the SPCA, ( ON THE INSIDE OF THE CAGE, WITH A LOCK. ;=))) Man, woman, either one, could at least, be honest and paint the real picture for the other to see. In this case, he did, she didn't. posted by
johnburnssucks
on Jan 30, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Large frame...........................Hugely fat The most honest personal ad I ever read was in Oregon. It was in one of those freebee papers in a rack outside of the supermarket. The woman described herself as "Queen sized, love to hug, looking for someone with arms long enough to go all the way around."
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