Wow! and I thought 3 was a lot :0)
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Am I the only one who thinks that going to this movie is supporting a druggie? Robert downy Jr is a freakin' drug user. Why would anyone see his movies?
the rev. Jeremiah Wright
I like watching news programs and keeping up on headlines and stuff. But I swear I am so sick of this guy. I wish he would shrivel up and blow away.
TVs off cause his stupid face is everywhere.
What in the world would you do with this many cute kittens?
They are sweet!
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Drafting Guys over 60
> ----this is so Funny
>
> New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
> I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down
> terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got
> the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to
> fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a
> military unit until you're at least 35.
>
> For starters:
> Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys
> only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
> additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
>
> Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is
> a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry'
> We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately
> deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
>
> An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always
> get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired
> and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some
> fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
>
> If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put
> them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.
>
> Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed
> and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an
> appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get
> out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.
>
> They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat
> and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor
> did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the
> Drill Sgt. In the 'New army' now, 'Get down and give me ... er .. One.'
>
> Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never
> seen anyone outrun a bullet.
>
> An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to
> shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't
> figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back
> of his head.
>
>
> These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little
> more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
>
> Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last
> thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million pissed
> off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their
> best years are already behind them. Also, we won't get in trouble for
> mistreating prisoners.
> We won't take any.
>
> If nothing else, put us on border patrol....we will have it secured the
> first night!
>
> Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you
> can read it!!!!
>
Anyone gone green?
Not because it's the cool thing to do but because it's the right thing to do?.
My family and I have made some changes. Still trying to get better at it.
Anyone finding it easy, hard? Any tips?
Any pet peeves?
I'm really, really curious :-)
Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder! He is awesome! So glad they didn't give up on him :-)
He is unique for sure..
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