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Subject: Taxed To Death !
The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a | casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending | YOUR tax money. | | | | A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising | agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in | one of its releases. | | A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959. | | B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. | | C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. | | D. A billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet. | | E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the | rate our government is spending it. | | While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look | at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple | division. | | Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the | Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, | what does it mean? | | A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every | man, woman, child), you each get $516,528. | | B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your | home gets $1,329,787. | | C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012. | | Washington, DC, HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken?? | | | Tax his land, | Tax his wage, | Tax his bed in which he lays. | Tax his tractor, | Tax his mule, | Teach him taxes is the rule. | Tax his cow, | Tax his goat, | Tax his pants, | Tax his coat. | | Tax his ties, | Tax his shirts, | Tax his work, | Tax his dirt. | Tax his tobacco, | Tax his drink, | Tax him if he tries to think. | | Tax his booze, | Tax his beers, | If he cries, | Tax his tears. | | Tax his bills, | Tax his gas, | Tax his notes, | Tax his cash. | | Tax him good and let him know | That after taxes, he has no dough. | | If he hollers, | Tax him more, | Tax him until he's good and sore. | | Tax his coffin, | Tax his grave, | Tax the sod in which he lays. | Put these words upon his tomb, | "Taxes drove me to my doom!" | | And when he's gone, | We won't relax, | We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!! | | Accounts Receivable Tax | Building Permit Tax | CDL License Tax | Cigarette Tax | Corporate Income Tax | Dog License Tax | Federal Income Tax | Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) | Fishing License Tax | Food License Tax | Fuel Permit Tax | Gasoline Tax | Hunting License Tax | Inheritance Tax | Inventory Tax | IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), | IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), | Liquor Tax, | Luxury Tax, | Marriage License Tax, | Medicare Tax, | Property Tax, | Real Estate Tax, | Service charge taxes, | Social Security Tax, | Road Usage Tax (Truckers), | Sales Taxes, | Recreational Vehicle Tax, | School Tax, | State Income Tax, | State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), | Telephone Federal Excise Tax, | Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax, | Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax, | Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, | Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax, | Telephone State and Local Tax, | Telephone Usage Charge Tax, | Utility Tax, | Vehicle License Registration Tax, | Vehicle Sales Tax, | Watercraft Registration Tax, | Well Permit Tax, | Workers Compensation Tax. | | | | STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? | Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was | the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, | had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to | raise the kids. | | What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' | | | And I still have to "press 1" for English. Author Unknown 40 comments from 14 users
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posted by
dgrealish
on Dec 6, 2007 at 07:56 AM
posted by
robbwillis
on Dec 6, 2007 at 07:58 AM
posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 07:58 AM
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:05 AM
If you knew more about econmics random, you might temper your temerity with a little cognitive cellular level activity giving a billion USD to layabouts as you often espouse does nothing for the economy in point of fact it is a drag on the economy, further enticing the layabouts to............. <drum roll> LAYABOUT! Now, when it is spent through the MIC and Pentagon to send a msg to creeps like hocmydinnerjacket and khadaffi duck, then it has consequences economic you will never be able to fathom behind your fevered liberal profusely perspiring brow........... posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:21 AM
And giving a billion dollars to war profiteers generates jobs, true. So did 9/11. . A trillion dollars is what the country's military loss in Iraq will eventually cost before Bush is forced out of the White House. posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:22 AM
force him out so you and fellow layabouts can do more <drum roll> LAYING ABOUT! Makes perfect sense to me posted by
adampayne
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:25 AM
There was hardly a middle class in existence 100 years ago when the robber barons ruled the country and exploited immigrant labor in a manner very much like today. It is why the period was called the Gilded Age. Yes, mom stayed home with very high numbers of children, who were forced into labor market with virtually no oversight and protection in order to help pay the bills. There are no good old days. posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:34 AM
The MIC and Pentagon, run properly, are very expensive. The sticking of one's cranium in the sand and pretending defense is not necessary is much "cheaper" Works too......... For a few years posted by
johnburnssucks
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:35 AM
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Mary's cute, but she won't get that much money. Certain parts of the Big Easy will be rebuilt, and certain - the previously crime-ridden - parts will rot and become ghost towns. posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:35 AM
posted by
TomW
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:39 AM
Nice one, except that it's the Landrieu-Vitter proposal. Someone forgot to mention the Republican. I'm sure that was an honest mistake though. :) Here is the link to where the money goes from the bill: http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-b...:: Here is a real article on the aid they are seeking: http://katrinacoverage.com/... Louisiana's Senators, Mary Landrieu (D) and David Vitter (R), have proposed legislation to provide about $250 billion in federal aid to help their state rebuild from Hurricane Katrina. The massive, 10-year plan, contained in a bill introduced on Sept. 22, includes about $180 billion in direct federal spending, Vitter said. The rest would represent the cost of various tax breaks. But Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) and several other GOP colleagues want at least some of the federal hurricane relief spending to be offset with spending cuts. Among their suggestions: a 5% across-the-board cut in discretionary spending other than defense and homeland security; and rescinding $24 billion in earmarked highway projects in the recently enacted highway and transit authorization bill… …The Landrieu-Vitter package would draw most of its funds from federal appropriations, but they also are seeking 50% of the revenue from oil and gas leases off their state's coast. Vitter says that 50% share of lease payments recently has ranged between $3 billion and $4 billion annually. Those revenues would go for restoration of coastal wetlands and barrier islands as well as infrastructure. The energy bill signed into law in August provides Louisiana with $135 million in oil and gas lease revenue annually for four years to be used for coastal restoration work posted by
TomW
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:47 AM
posted by
TSM
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:50 AM
And giving a billion dollars to war profiteers generates jobs Just not American jobs. They are hiring Phillipinos and other third world nation people to work in Iraq.
posted by
TomW
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:52 AM
That's all. posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 08:55 AM
Ah, but if that mattered we wouldn't be offshoring American jobs so enthusiastically. As long as they do a good job, and...what's that? Condemned due to shoddy workmanship? Spam Code GOFUP: Grand Old F-UP. posted by
dgrealish
on Dec 6, 2007 at 09:12 AM
Take another look at the list of taxes. Although we can argue until our hair catches fire about when they were enacted, the majority aren't paid by the poor that the liberals claim to be fighting for. And the ones they are paying, besides the fuel tax and those built into their utility bills are ones they choose to pay. Cigarettes, and the tax on liquor that I don't see up there for example. (Now I'm not saying the poor are chimney smoking alcoholics, I'm saying, these are taxes that are avoidable by not purchasing those items.) But we do see the "Layabouts" purchasing those items with the tax money the rest of us are providing, so if they have to pay taxes on those items, what the heck. At least they're paying "some" taxes. When it comes to paying taxes the ones who pay the least cry more more more! I have never missed a tax payment, nor will I ever, but I will spend a good amount of my remaining life figuring out a way to die and legally avoid the inheritance tax! posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 11:07 AM
posted by
mattloch
on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:24 PM
posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:34 PM
dg: I will spend a good amount of my remaining life figuring out a way to die and legally avoid the inheritance tax! Don't spend too much time on that problem, unless you win the lottery big-time. The dying part in particular is easy. As for the rest, a) by dying you've already avoided the tax, and b) Most everyone's exempt anyway. If you're really worried, die in 2010. If you're still alive in December of 2010, be *REAL* careful around your relatives that month. posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:38 PM
Don't forget Tom that the Republicans killed a Katrina rebuilding bill when it required at least 50% of the funds go to poor people. Once that requirement was removed, it passed. And how much ended up making it to the poor (and needy)? Less than 10%....... The rest went to bureaucrats, "poor" people (to gamble with, get breast augmentations, bling, etc.), shysters, hookers, pimps, etc....... You know The "deserving" poor posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:42 PM
When it should have gone to the "deserving" rich for the same purposes. . Like Diaper Dave Vetter, for example... posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Dec 6, 2007 at 12:45 PM
posted by
nooneisabovethelaw
on Dec 6, 2007 at 02:21 PM
The poor pay less in taxes because they don't have any money. I am reminded of the story of the late Sam Rayburn, speaker of the House from Texas, who in response to a group of constituents who were groaning about the income tax, said, "Hell, before you people didn't have any incomes." Beware of politicians who say government is the problem. They inevitably are the ones who increase the size of government and use its largesse to enrich themselves and their already wealthy friends. posted by
TomW
on Dec 6, 2007 at 02:44 PM
posted by
randomfactor
on Dec 6, 2007 at 02:45 PM
posted by
antiextremism
on Dec 6, 2007 at 03:09 PM
This is just so....so....taxing. It's not the taxes that are the problem, it's how they are spent. You know, bridges to Alaskan Islands etc. I have no problem with copious amounts of tax dollars going to the military, but it's bad enough that we taxpayers are charged 10 bucks for a 5 cent screw, without some yahoo going into a country that had nothing to do with 911, then planning to attack another country that gave up their nuclear arms program 4 years ago. Here's the question....hands please....how many people think that because we went into Iraq, there will be no more terrorism? How many people actually believe that because we are in Iraq, America is safer? How many think that the civil war combatants in Iraq, who by the way are causing all the damage, not the terrorists, are going to get into their fighting vehicles, 1987 Toyota pickups, and follow us over to American when we pull out. posted by
nooneisabovethelaw
on Dec 6, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Random, you're right, I should have made that clear...the poor pay out less in total dollar amounts, but considerably more, percentage-wise, than wealthier taxpayers. Tom, the estate tax doesn't kick in until something like $6 million. Most of us, our heirs, won't have to worry about it. The ones demanding "reform"...constitute something like a couple of thousand estates. The hue and cry over taxes has inevitably come from the wealthiest, and what we've seen in terms of "reform" has essentially shifted the tax burden FROM passive income (i.e., investments) TO working income folks. Like the vast majority of us. Oh, and what the current so-called administration can't raise in taxes from the wealthiest...they borrow the difference. Obligating those who must pay the bill to huge debts in the future. And just barely more than half the voters thought electing that lying dweeb as their president was a good idea. The mind reels. posted by
TomW
on Dec 6, 2007 at 03:18 PM
posted by
tonyh
on Dec 7, 2007 at 06:55 AM
The big deal with estate tax isn't with large sums of money in an estate, it's with family owned and operated businesses, that have been in the family for multiple generations. In the farming industry, it doesn't take much to go way over the 3M level. A big tractor costs several hundred thousand bucks. Farming is a slim margin business too. Lots of families are forced to sell their farms in order to pay the estate tax when the Patriarch dies. It isn't fair. Even if they are able to pay out the cash for Estate taxes, it puts a farming operation into a position where they now have to borrow money in order to plant and maintain their crops for the next season. Unless they have several seasons of bumper crops and high market prices, this debt could spell the beginning if a long slow death for that farm. posted by
TomW
on Dec 7, 2007 at 07:12 AM
A new study by the Congressional Budget Office examined estate tax returns filed by farmers and owners of small businesses in 1999 and 2000. The numbers that owed estate tax, the CBO found, were paltry, and the number without enough cash on hand to pay the bill even punier: In 2000, for example, just 1,659 farm estates had taxes due, of which 138 didn't report enough liquid assets to cover their tax liability. posted by
tonyh
on Dec 7, 2007 at 08:43 AM
Tom, I've been through this one twice in the last 10 years or so. I've got first-hand experience (X2). It's heart breaking. I'll assume that, since you're cutting and pasting from elsewhere on the web, that you have no idea what's' like to go through it. If this is true, I might suggest that you not pass judgment or profess knowledge in areas where you have no experience. 50% estate tax, along with all of the other "Death" taxes (yes, there are others along with Estate Tax) causes a lot of pain for a lot of people every year. I don't think you have any idea what emotional grief it causes families who are forced to sell the business that has fed, clothed and provided for multiple generations of an entire family. Often times, it's all they know how to do for a living. Now, they're placed in a position where they have to go to work for someone else and start all over. It breaks people. They begin to ask each other "What's the use?"....................................... ......... posted by
witterpitters
on Dec 7, 2007 at 09:09 AM
posted by
TomW
on Dec 7, 2007 at 09:16 AM
What I do have experience with is people who have families where each kid gets a portion of the business and some want to liquidate and others don't. This is heartbreaking too, but has nothing to do with the tax burden. I imagine that if the farm and assets are worth over a million and some of the heirs want to liquidate, it gets really bad. As for cut and paste from the web, I was just putting it out there so we all knew you've got to breathing some pretty rarefied air to have this be an issue and it's not happening to your average small farmer. While I feel bad for people who have to liquidate multi-million dollar family legacy, I'd take that burden in a minute. Lemme ask you, Tony, just to shed some light on your story: In the estates you were involved in, was at least part of the problem that some of the heirs wanted to liquidate their shares? posted by
tonyh
on Dec 7, 2007 at 11:18 AM
Nope, nobody wanted to cash out. Both times, the Attorney handling probate suggested that something had to give, because the tax bill would be $x,xxx,xxx. It was either, each person borrow whatever they could, and hope that it would be enough, or sell the business, pay the tax bill and divy up what was left. The first time, the whole operation was sold out of the estate because there was more there than just the business. Everyone agreed to save the family home place and adjacent property(it's sale wouldn't have covered it anyway). Unfortunately, now, everyone is working for someone else. There's no more family farm. It's sad, because the roots of that farm and family went back to 1907. The second time, the family company (Plumbing, Pumping, Heat and Air) had to take in a new partner from outside the family. The money that they bought in with, paid the tax bill. Now, all of the family members are trying to squirrel away cash, to buy out this (outside) partner because he hasn't exactly been good for business. This isn't the kind of problem that you want to take to probate court, unless you want the IRS and state to pick things to pieces. You'd better solve the problem before you get there. I think your numbers are flawed because of this. It happens a lot more than you think. posted by
nooneisabovethelaw
on Dec 7, 2007 at 11:20 AM
Benjamin Franklin supported the estate tax. Warren Buffett supports the estate tax. The idea behind it is to keep American families from building a layabout aristocracy, and that each generation will need to make its own way. Odd that those who support eliminating the estate tax also are the staunchest opponents of benefits for poor people. posted by
ProgressivePete2
on Dec 7, 2007 at 11:43 AM
posted by
TomW
on Dec 7, 2007 at 11:45 AM
posted by
TomW
on Dec 7, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Also, I left out above that the totals double for couples. posted by
tonyh
on Dec 7, 2007 at 02:18 PM
That was a pretty heartless comment, coming from a liburl................. How about 6 children with spouces and kids of their own, working the farming operation for a living? Trust me, nobody in that whole family drives an exotic car. That farm was the livelyhood for 29 people who (except for the really young ones) worked there everyday. It's pretty obvious that those with nothing have no idea what it takes to build and maintain something. If the shoe were on the other foot, you wouldn't be quite so liburl, or as willing to see the government take it away. A 50% Estate Tax isn't fair. posted by
tonyh
on Dec 7, 2007 at 02:20 PM
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