I've said those words to my kids too, ghostriter.  It's funny but they take it seriously.  I'd rather use humor to get my kids to do things, it's  positive reinforcement.

Pretty is, as pretty does.

I wouldn't hold in my hand, what you just had in your mouth (said by my grandma whenever one of us said a dirty word)

I haven't been able to remember many of these things, which means either my parents didn't use the "standard" phrases, or if they did, they didn't make much of an impression on me!

Wipe that grin off your face.

This one I said to my kids when they were younger:  Slides are for going down, not up! 

Don't pick at that, it'll leave a mark.

Wait till you father gets home.

Pull my finger.

"Did you finish your peas? You know that starving children in Africa would LOVE those peas!"

"Your face is going to freeze like that."

"Be a doer, not a me-too-er."

"We'll get there when we get there...now shuddup!" ... this usually went hand-and-hand with "You should've went before we left the house!"

"Do as I say, not as I do."

"Act your age!"

"What did you just say...?  Do you want me to wash your mouth out?"

"Stand still...we're almost finished!"

"Don't [do, say, wear, look like, act like] that, it's unbecoming."  I completely detest that phrase, and have always been convinced that, whatever it was that my mother wanted me to "become", I absolutely did not want to! I never used that on my kids, of course, but I do have a favorite. Whenever they got whiny and said "but I want that!" my answer was always, "people in hell want ice water. That don't mean they get it."

Oh, one my mom said that I like: "if you're spitting, somebody had better be ON FIRE!"

I am a grandparent!!

Can't I at least see the statement?

Roselady, sure you get points.  But as with all such programs you can't redeem them until 'way past the time it would help.

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You gotta be a grandparent first...

OH MY....I guess I was lucky.....I was NEVER threatened with physical punishment!.....My mom just took away the things I liked best.  Like my horse...OH MY

So many of these bring back memories. 

Here's a couple others.  When we misbehaved at the table, Dad would say, "Go outside with the other animals!"  And when we misbehaved ANYplace, Mom would order us to "Bring me your face so I can slap it."

RF?...We get points?  Where's my statement?  I should have a bunch somewhere.

My fav....."you can do better than THAT!!!"   As if I wasn't really trying.  Maybe I wasn't, but she didn't have to point  it OUT!!

"Handy as a Teddy Bear with a p***k."

"Don't you look at me like that!"
WHAT did you just say?"

"Excuse me, young lady/man?"

"Did you hear what I just said?"

"Well...one day, when you have your own house, and your own car, and your own kids,....you can do this however you wish."

"Don't rock your chair!"

"IF ALL THE OTHER KIDS JUMPED OFF THE *Insert very high place here*, WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?"

Ohhh Sage, you hit a nerve with me on that one.  How can anyone (my stepmom and mum did this too), tell a child they'll never be good enough.  I'm a couple years shy of 50 and still can hear that in my head......AACKK!  I always thought why try and do anything if someone is always gonna do it better than me.  Oh man I hate that one!

I have never uttered those words to my kids and never will. 

Any of the above would fit, especially when it was preceded by my mother calling by my full legal name!

UPHILL BOTH WAYS!

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(I have a certain advantage...during the snowstorm a few years ago, I *DID* have to walk UPHILL through the SNOW to get to SCHOOL.  OK, it was just half a mile, and the school was closed anyway--but I still claim the points.)

To far from your heart to kill you.

You forgot the most apt one:

"Just wait'll *YOU* have kids!"