Forgive me for the bad analogy at the beginning of this podcast. I wonder aloud whether it's the greatest or worst metaphor of all time, and I think I've settled on the worst. Luckily, fellow reporter Simon Samano and copy editor/Kern County football guru Todd Camps pick up my slack. Enjoy your jumbo-sized (super-sized?? sorry, I couldn't resist, and you'll know what I mean when you hear the analogy) Week 5 version of The Californian podcast.