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As you Bakersfieldians sweat it out in the 80's.......................

We are in the 30's at night and they are saying STINKING SNOW for the weeks end :-(

lol!

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One sick kid!

I could not believe this sad, sick and twisted story!

Too upsetting.

What do you think?

:-(

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081003/od_nm/us_zoo;_ylt=AlAoFGMr84fwMX95mrfEQymek3QF

Americas Got Talent

Anyone watch this show?

I Think the best act on this season got totally rooked!

It was so off tonight!

Too bad the best act didn't win :-(

Redneck Carnival Ride

I don't know about you but I would NEVER do this lol! It looks so scary! Not to mention unsafe!

ahahahahaha!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYF-3R47_VU

Lana's new grandbaby

Lana is having computer trouble. I couldn't resist posting this cuties pictures (2) :0)

Drunken Animals :0)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axur5W83znw&eurl=http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/

Funny's

I saw these on another blog and thought they were funny.

I hope none of you guys take it as guy bashing. I just thought it was clever.

Feel free to post mild jabs at us girls too :0)

Tina

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Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're
kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in
fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four
and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or
even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And
then the greatest day of your life You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony .
YOU BECOME 21. YES!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He
TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.. What's
wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all
slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you
HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ;
you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; 'I
Was JUST 92.'

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again.
'I'm 100 and a half!'
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors
worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let
the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it
is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign
country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them , at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our
breath away.
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he
stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing
machine?'

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of
Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you.."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your
name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN

She deserves every penny + more!

Cheat sued for giving wife STD

A woman is suing her husband for giving her an STD.

Heres the video:

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2008/08/14/pn.husband.sued.for.std.cnn

Eight Is Enough

I am starting this blog because I have to say something and I didn't want to ruin nine18kks blog.

I, too, am sick of all the straight comments that go on in here and I'm a straight. I do not wish to cram my lifestyle down anyone's throat anymore than I want someone to cram their lifestyle down mine.

I want to be accepted as a regular person with no less and no more rights than the average Joe. My being straight is not the whole center of my life; it is what it is. But some people go over the top with all the "woe are the straights" comments. I find it down right embarrassing and it makes it difficult for some people to accept heterosexuality because it is constantly waved in front of them.

I started reading and commenting because I am pretty much home bound and was looking for clown like conversation about different topics but EVERYTHING always comes back to the straight persons issues by some.

Please just let it go and be!

(nine18kk, just kidding..hope you have a sense of humor..:0)