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                <title>Bob Fanucchi</title>
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&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Bob Fanucchi is an American film and&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatre&quot; title=&quot;Theatre&quot;&gt;theatre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: blue;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actor&quot; title=&quot;Actor&quot;&gt;actor&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp; since 2005. He is often noted by critics for method performances in diverse roles, as well as for his distinctive mustache.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;A &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:state&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;st1:state&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;California&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; native and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:placename&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;North&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;High School&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; graduate&amp;nbsp;Fanucchi began his performing career as a bible character as child. &amp;nbsp;Fanucchi made his professional acting debut in &lt;st1:metricconverter productid=&quot;2005 in&quot;&gt;2005 in&lt;/st1:metricconverter&gt; &amp;ldquo;Prison Break&amp;rdquo; a popular television series after retirement in two other successful careers in law enforcement and the military.&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; Fanucchi is best known roles are as villains in &lt;st1:metricconverter productid=&quot;2007 in&quot;&gt;2007 in&lt;/st1:metricconverter&gt; Yvonne Duque&amp;rsquo;s theater production &amp;ldquo;The Miser of Mexico&amp;rdquo;, and movie shorts as a Mafioso in&amp;rdquo; Harlem Sunset&amp;rdquo;, and &amp;quot;The Killer&#039;s Reprieve&amp;quot; , a police officer in &amp;quot;Night&amp;rdquo;, and a Russian pawn shop owner in &amp;ldquo;Black Mail&amp;rdquo;. &amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; Fanucchi has appeared on National Lampoons &amp;ldquo;Eye For A Eye&amp;rdquo; television show and &amp;ldquo;Friday Night Lights&amp;rdquo; another popular television series. Then in a stars in a role in the soon be release feature film &amp;quot;Revenge With No Regard&amp;quot;.&amp;nbsp; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;h2&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;He continues his training with acting coach Dennis O&#039;Neill and owner of Dennis O&#039;Neill &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;School&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placename&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Acting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Fort Worth&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:city&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:state&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Texas&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; and Ms. Julie Gale of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:place&gt;&lt;st1:placename&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Tarrant&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placename&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;County&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;st1:placetype&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;College&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/st1:placetype&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;&lt;xml&gt;&lt;u2:WordDocument&gt;&lt;u2:View&gt;Normal&lt;/u2:View&gt;&lt;u2:Zoom&gt;0&lt;/u2:Zoom&gt;&lt;u2:Compatibility&gt;&lt;u2:BreakWrappedTables /&gt;&lt;u2:SnapToGridInCell /&gt;&lt;u2:WrapTextWithPunct /&gt;&lt;u2:UseAsianBreakRules /&gt;&lt;/u2:Compatibility&gt;&lt;u2:BrowserLevel&gt;MicrosoftInternetExplorer4&lt;/u2:BrowserLevel&gt;&lt;/u2:WordDocument&gt;&lt;/xml&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;Fanucchi is also a poised stock trader and manages an active stock portfolio&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
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                <title>Dust Storm Memories</title>
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                                    &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot; face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;I was 9 years old when the dust storm hit.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;School was called off, and the kids sent home early.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;I spent the first hour peeling tumble weeds off our house and sending them down the street, laughing as they piled up in Tiffany Ghiliga&amp;rsquo;s front yard a block away.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;I thought how I could harness the wind for my amusement.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Jumping on my skateboard, I pulled my jacket behind my body and lifted it up and over my head.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;My jacket, acting as a sail sent me shooting down the street at break-neck speeds.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;The wind was blowing so hard, it pinned my arms up so I was unable to take down my &amp;ldquo;sail&amp;rdquo;.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;There I was flying down the street unable to stop; of course the inevitable happened&amp;hellip; wipeout.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Little did I know in those brief moments I&amp;rsquo;d traveled quite a distance.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Face and hands all skinned up, ankle badly sprained, I began trudging my way back home, facing the storm mind you.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;Three hours later, injured and exhausted, I arrived at my doorstep, opened the door to see my worried &amp;amp; teary-eyed mother and my enraged father.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;My dad was one that would pummel first, ask questions last. So I walked into a flurry, and I mean a flurry of blows, adding injury to injury.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>THE JEWEL IN AN OCEAN OF SPACE</title>
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&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE JEWEL IN AN OCEAN OF SPACE&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Courier New&quot;&gt;~&lt;/font&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The earth has something to say to us. Let&#039;s pay very close attention~&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Howcha do. My name is earth (but if you&#039;ll pardon the conceit) I&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;like to think of myself as a jewel in an ocean of space just a&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;hangin&#039; over nothing. Hey wait, didn&#039;t some guy by the name of Moses&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;say that?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It might feel like I&#039;m standing still but I spin so fast it would&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;make your head spin but you&amp;rsquo;d never know it. Little thing called&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;gravity keeps your shoes nailed to the ground. Be thankful for that&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;or you&#039;d be streaking through space like a blue-tailed comet! I live&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;in a galaxy so vast that if you could travel as fast as the speed of&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;light, it would still take you 100,000 years to cross it. This ole&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Milky Way galaxy has 100 billion stars or more and is 600 quadrillion&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;in diameter (that&#039;s with 18 zeros in case you&#039;re taking notes).&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You ever complain about living too close to your neighbors? Then&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;you&#039;d love to live in my neighborhood but it sure would take a long&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;time between visits because my neighbors live about 36 trillion&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;miles apart from each other..or 6 light years. Speaking of the speed&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;of light, did ya know from the time you flick a light switch to the&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;moment you see the light, it will have traveled 186,282 miles...yep,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;all in the blink of an eye! Hey, we&#039;re talking law of physics here,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;no small potatoes. Why, it takes me a whole year to float around the&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sun, fast float that is, at 66,600 miles per hour bringing you&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;winter, summer, spring and fall. And speaking of the sun, I&#039;m 92&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;million miles away and you be glad of that considering the sun&#039;s&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;surface temperature is about 11,000 degrees! You sun bathers, they&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;don&#039;t make a sunscreen for that one! It&#039;s a good thing that only&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;two-thousand-millionth of its radiant energy reaches me.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I&#039;m the 5th largest planet in the solar system and I cover&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;196,000,000 square miles (that&#039;s right, millions) and my&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;circumference at the equator is 24,900 miles. How&#039;d ya like to have&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;a waist that size? By the way, I&#039;m not as round as you think. I&#039;m&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;also known as an oblate spheroid, that just means I&#039;m slightly&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;flattened at the poles. Thought you smart alecks would like to know&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have everything you could possibly need. Food, air, water...water,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;71% of it! Makes me laugh when I think of your astronauts, big&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;shots, off to the moon, traveling through space, exploring new&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;horizons, acting like they could live without me. Ha! Packed in&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;their little ole capsule was air, food, water, from me, their home.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;When are they gonna smarten up?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I know you think I&#039;m just a gentle giant but sometimes I feel so&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;pressured that I just open wide and swallow up everything in&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;sight...and sometimes, I blow my top and spit hot, fiery lava&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;everywhere. Why, one time I even buried a whole place called Pompeii,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;( with a little help from one of my buddies, Mount Vesuvius) what a&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;mess!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But, if you want to see me at my scary best, wait till I rock and&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;roll, ebb and neap my watery deep and raise a wall of water so high&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;it almost touches the sky and when that wet and wild baby comes&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;crashing down, watch out! I once took an entire Japanese island&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;dragging 10,000 people out to sea...the entire population! Hey, I&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;don&#039;t mean to be a bad guy, these things just happen.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It&#039;s true, I was pretty hostile and desolate when I was born but&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;now, well you remember that song &#039;YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;BABY CAUSE BABY LOOK AT YOU NOW&#039;....yeah, look at me now.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You humans sure love my sparkling aquamarine oceans, lush green&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;forests, rainbowed deserts, frosty snow-capped mountains,&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;multicolored carpets of flowers...not to mention the cute little&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;critters that run all over me and the not so cute ones too. How&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;about those candy colored rainbows, those diamonds in the sky, rouge&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;colored sunsets and sunrises and those funny little wispy things&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that float across the sky. And if you&#039;re fortunate enough to live in&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;my northern regions you get to see the aurora borealis...boy, is&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that a sight for sore eyes, electrifying ribbons of eerie light. By&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;the way, that name means northern dawn (in case you&#039;re one of those&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;inquisitive types who have to know everything). And did you know she&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;has a twin sister from my southern regions called aurora australis&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;that means southern dawn, incredible twin beauties!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Yep, I sure do have a lot to offer. I&#039;m just gonna keep right on&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;spinning forever and ever and I&#039;ve got secrets you ain&#039;t even seen&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;yet. Someday I&#039;ll reveal all. I&#039;m usually a pretty hospitable guy&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and you&#039;re welcome to stay here even though you&#039;ve treated me pretty&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;rotten but it&#039;s not up to me how long you stay, it&#039;s up to our&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Creator.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So you hang in there...I will too (heh heh). Do right, and when&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;God gives you the go ahead for everlasting life then you and me&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoPlainText&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Arial;&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;are really gonna have some incredible experiences. I promise.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39309</link>
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                                    &lt;p&gt;I worked as a farm overseer for four years in Popyan, Columbia in the state of Kalka, about 500 miles south of the Columbian capital, Bogota. I had twelve peasant workers who lived on the cabuya farm of 800 acres in the mountains. They lived in a large shanty wooden house. They did not even have a table to sit down and eat at when I arrived as overseer in 1972. They worked at a dollar a day for six days of the week, with Sunday off with pay. The first thing I did was to build them a wooden picnic bench so they would have a place to sit down. There are three or four harvest cuts of the cabuya each year, so the peasants had no vacation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They slept on straw on the floor, they did not have a bed. They cooked their meals on an open fire in their dirt-floored kitchen. Their diet was basically rice and beans. This was their diet because they could not afford anything else. So when I arrived and saw their deplorable conditions, from that day on, my foreman Carlos and I would drive down the mountain once a month&amp;nbsp;to Popyan in our truck, where I would buy fruits, vegetables, and eggs to give to my workers.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Every Sunday morning I would sit on the front porch of the hacienda. It was seventeen miles to the farm, and I rode it often. The peasants would come down the hill down the road lined with cabuya plants.There was a lake in my front yard. A river bordered half of the ranch. The hacienda was over two hundred years old and made of white stucco, with a porch running across two sides. It had two large swinging doors and two windows. Every room opened to an outside hallway. In the kitchen in the back, the maid cooked on a primitive electric stove. There was no running water. The counter-tops were wood or stucco. The outside opening had no door.. Fifty yards up the hill, behind the house, grew five or six banana trees that produced year round. To the left of the bananas was a pineapple patch. There were other fruits growing on various trees, such as papaya.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We had one house servant who cooked and doubled as our personal maid. I had a personal valet and foreman of both locations. He lived in a small room in the back of the hacienda. The name of our hacienda was Hacienda Palace. It was a historical landmark in Columbia. People come from all over the country to visit this site, but it was privately owned. The Columbians fought the Spanish for many years for their independence. The famous General who led the Columbians was Simon Bolivar. The Columbians lost every battle to the Spanish until they met Bolivar in the battle of Palace, where the Hacienda Palace sits. Bolivar stood his ground in this valley. He stopped the Spanish in their tracks, handing them their first defeat in Columbia. It was a haunting feeling to live in this valley where so many had died. I felt humbled to live among the thousands of dead heroes of the great general Bolivar. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In 1974 my contract was up and I returned to America. Someday when I can afford it I hope to return to Hacienda Palace.&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Kern Autism Network&#039;s Thanksgiving Turkey Donation</title>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39299</link>
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                                    &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;This November, the Kern Autism Network (KAN) collaborated with Kern Regional Center to distribute turkeys to families &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;affected by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;autism spectrum disorders to insure they enjoyed a holiday dinner for Thanksgiving.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;Autism is characterized by impaired social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and unusual, repetitive, or severely limited activities and interests (National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke).&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;According to the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;txtftrbottom1&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;Centers for Disease Control and Prevention&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;, one in 150 children is affected by autism.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Times New Roman&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;The Kern Autism Network &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11pt;&quot;&gt;provides support, awareness, information and education to families, professionals and the public throughout Kern County.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;New members are always welcome.&lt;span style=&quot;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;For more information, visit our website at www.kernautism.org.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>The Ralph Bailey Show</title>
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                                    &lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;Nigga please&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait, don&#039;t delete this!!! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was driving home and thought I&#039;d give Bailey another shot. You see, I stopped listening to the show after Bailey was arrested for his alcohol related incident. DUI, I believe. I was one of the first (I think) to shoot him an email and tell him to hang in there. You know, poor judgment ... don&#039;t get too down on yourself, that kind of thing. Well, upon further review this was not his first offense. I thought, what a frigging hypocrite. He sits in his studio taking stands on things involving honesty,&amp;nbsp;morals and anything else he thinks his core listeners want to hear and yet he hasn&#039;t kept his own house clean. I was offended by the hypocrisy and I stopped listening.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rewind to Wednesday past.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He starts talking about double standards and how he wished he could say nigger. Reread that if you want to, but it&#039;s accurate. He said in the right context, it&#039;s okay to say nigger on the radio. He actually had his producer (Preston Nash...cool name) tell him a lie and his reply was,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;quot;nigga please&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He couldn&#039;t stop himself&amp;nbsp;so after another prompt, dropped yet another &amp;quot;N-bomb&amp;quot;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He defended his use of the word by saying, it&#039;s okay because he is Black. First, he&#039;s Black like O.J. Simpson is Black. No disrespect to O.J. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I sent him a message on his website telling him how offended and hurt I was by his actions. I&#039;m not looking for a response, I&#039;m not trying to boycott his show and not trying to get him fired. I just think that in 2007, to hear anyone, let alone a Black man use that term on the public airway...or anywhere else for that matter is pitiful. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ralphy, there&#039;s no defense and no &amp;quot;context&amp;quot; in which it&#039;s right. Be ashamed. I just wanted to vent &#039;cause like Opie once said, &amp;quot;it&#039;s preying on my mind...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>You Are Not Forgotten</title>
                <link>http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39287</link>
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                                    &lt;p&gt;In response to &lt;a href=&quot;http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39352&quot;&gt;Nikisha Brown&#039;s letter&lt;/a&gt; on the Faith section. (&lt;a href=&quot;http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39352&quot;&gt;http://people.bakersfield.com/home/ViewPost/39352&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; My name is Evelyn Rosado. This story was read last Sunday at our church because our Pastor felt it was an encouraging letter. This letter really touched me and I felt compelled to respond.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I too have been through hard times experiencing&amp;nbsp;incarceration and bound by drugs, and as you&#039;ve said,&amp;nbsp; no one can keep us more lifted up than our Lord. I totally agree with you when you say that it is nice to know that there are believers that&amp;nbsp;have the love of God in them and pray for you and your fellow inmates, even though their names are&amp;nbsp; not known.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; So, as I write this letter with you &amp;amp; your fellow inmates in mind, I wanted to make a promise. A sincere promise as a new born believer to pray earnestly for all the inmates, not only in your location, but in others.&amp;nbsp; I know the members of The Good Neighbor Church, were I attend, will also keep you in their prayers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thank you for coming forward with your awesome testimony. I know you will be blessed in a mighty way because you have shed some light on the kind of love that God has for us. I encourage others to join us in prayer, because we definitely need it! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; And remember, God sees all, and knows all, YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;Evelyn Rosado&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>We all need faith, even those in jail</title>
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                                    My name is Nikisha Brown, and I am an inmate here at the Lerdo Farm&lt;br /&gt;
Facility. Before I go on I will let you know a little about myself and the&lt;br /&gt;
other women here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am 19 years old and awaiting the arrival of my soon-to-be new baby&lt;br /&gt;
(twins). I am looking at a year here in the Kern County jail, which is a&lt;br /&gt;
very common sentence among the women here, right along with a 16-month to&lt;br /&gt;
three-year prison sentence upstate.&lt;br /&gt;
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I am aware that the majority of women brought here or sent upstate often&lt;br /&gt;
find God and prayer once incarcerated, but I knew the Lord before ever&lt;br /&gt;
setting foot inside of a jail, not to mention this is my first time ever to&lt;br /&gt;
know or see a place like this. I also know I am not the only one here who&lt;br /&gt;
knows the Lord on a personal note.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like many others, I have children and have to face time here that will&lt;br /&gt;
exceed the length of pregnancy we have left.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The diversity is wide, but all the same, we all need prayer and for most, a&lt;br /&gt;
lot of it. I&amp;rsquo;m not quite sure what the point of my letter is, but as I was&lt;br /&gt;
looking through The Californian, something struck me to write a letter,&lt;br /&gt;
maybe bringing light to those facing hard and hopeless times in our lives&lt;br /&gt;
when our faith is tested the most.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Every day, the 96 women here and the 858 men next door (not counting&lt;br /&gt;
pretrial and central receiving) receive a newspaper, and honestly, the&lt;br /&gt;
horoscopes and sports are first interests. In fact, often the Faith articles&lt;br /&gt;
are tossed aside.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is it uncommon for inmates facing time to believe that there is nothing for&lt;br /&gt;
us in this section? That there could not be anything written here to help&lt;br /&gt;
our situations?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is there room for the incarcerated in your paper? Can some light be shown on&lt;br /&gt;
the early judged?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Many of us are placed out here away from life. I will not argue the guilt or&lt;br /&gt;
innocence of anyone here, but let you know that if it is so easy to be&lt;br /&gt;
tossed aside by the world, then how easy is it for our own Christian&lt;br /&gt;
community to forget us also?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now I know my impulse to write was an attempt to remind the world we are&lt;br /&gt;
here. We are good, God-fearing men and women, and would like our own&lt;br /&gt;
community to remember us, our children, our lives and our futures and be a&lt;br /&gt;
part of someone&amp;rsquo;s prayers.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am asking you to bring us into the light, not only to see someone pick up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;ldquo;The Faith,&amp;rdquo; but to have the faith.
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                <title>Our Day Care Thanksgiving Spread!</title>
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                                    &lt;h4&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Comic Sans MS&quot;&gt;Now, &lt;font color=&quot;#0000ff&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;this&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/font&gt; is how a toddler enjoys a Turkey!!&amp;nbsp; We celebrated Thanksgiving at my day care in the Rosedale area with the &lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot;&gt;sweetest&lt;/font&gt; Turkey in town!!&amp;nbsp; Hope you&#039;re all enjoying left-overs!!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lisa&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Mister Know-It-All</title>
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                                    &lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt;&quot; class=&quot;MsoBodyTextIndent&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;My ex-husband was the first to admit that he could be rather mean-spirited; in truth, he often boasted of the fact, as if his ability to snap someone&amp;rsquo;s head off with a cruel retort were a virtue to be proud of. It was a &amp;ldquo;talent&amp;rdquo; he learned at an early age from his stepfather, but he perfected it beyond even the old man&amp;rsquo;s ability. Unfortunately, during the five years I was married to him, I found myself most often on the receiving end of his cutting wit. At first, I had very little defense against this verbal abuse, until I realized that, while able to pull a nasty name out of the air at any given moment, he had very little common sense, and could be positively gullible at times. Laughter is the best balm for hurt feelings, especially when the laughter is at the expense of one&amp;rsquo;s tormentor. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;On one day, shortly before we finally decided to split up, he was in an especially nasty mood. He had managed to find fault with nearly everything and everyone around him. The kids had scattered to safer places, and I was feeling completely dejected. It was just after Christmas, and I was busily un-decorating the large cut Christmas tree in our living room when he came in from outside. I braced myself for yet another biting comment, but instead he, for once, simply made an observation. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;That tree still looks fresh,&amp;rdquo; he commented. &amp;ldquo;Look, the needles don&amp;rsquo;t even fall off when you pull on them. It is a shame we have to throw it in the trash.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I looked up at him and considered for a moment. &amp;ldquo;Well, we really don&amp;rsquo;t have to, actually,&amp;rdquo; I said in all seriousness. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Why not?&amp;rdquo; he asked, playing right into my hands.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;I read a story in [some magazine] a few days ago, about a family who replanted their Christmas tree in memory of their dead grandma. They just cut off the bottom, so the fresh wood was exposed; then they planted it in their yard and watered it.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;His eyebrows rose in interest; he was hooked. &amp;ldquo;Did it work?&amp;rdquo; he asked, as I dug my nails into my palms to maintain a straight face.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Oh, yeah, it worked wonderfully. They showed a picture of that tree, and it was twenty feet high already, and they only replanted it a few years ago.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;That was all it took; I had scarcely removed all the ornaments from the tree when he dragged it out to the front yard. Painstakingly he sawed off the bottom six inches from the trunk, and then he set about digging a large hole while the dead tree lay waiting patiently to be resurrected. After I poured myself a stiff rum and Pepsi, I went out to enjoy the show from the front yard sidelines. As my ex began planting the tree, my friend next door joined me at the edge of our yard. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;Am I missing something,&amp;rdquo; she began, &amp;ldquo;or is he planting a dead&amp;hellip;.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;SHHH! Not so loud, he may hear you,&amp;rdquo; I answered in a whisper. Living next door to us, she was often the unwilling witness to my ex&amp;rsquo;s foul temper, and she just smiled in understanding and sat down in the lawn chair next to mine. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;For several weeks my ex-husband went out religiously every morning and watered the dead tree before leaving for work. He even gave it gallons of blue plant food. He became famous in the neighborhood; people often asked me in passing if the miracle had happened yet. And whenever he yelled at me or told me how stupid I was for those wonderful days, I just smiled, knowing that he was not nearly as smart, and I was not quite as dumb, as he thought.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;As time passed, the once-fresh needles on the tree turned from green to a dry khaki brown, and still he poured water and effort into it. Of course, this amusement could not last forever. One day he went out to water his beloved dead tree and found it leaning a bit to one side. He took hold of the trunk and attempted to straighten it. What happened was a scene straight out of &lt;em&gt;A Charlie Brown Christmas.&lt;/em&gt; Nearly every one of the brittle brown needles dropped like a rock to the ground, leaving my ex holding the bare trunk of an obviously deceased tree. I watched from the front window, my eyes pouring tears from laughing so hard and trying to keep it silent. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;Amazingly, he took his failed efforts at raising dead plants in stride. He pulled the tree&amp;rsquo;s remains out of the ground and proceeded to chop it up for compost. He then scattered the pieces over the front yard. Having no experience with compost, he did not realize that the pieces have to be smaller than six inches to decompose into fertilizer. There were still dead-tree parts all over the yard when we moved out several months later; we were divorced within the year.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I got a lot of mileage and many laughs from this story over the next few years following our divorce. So when my daughter brought her boyfriend to our house one night the winter after her graduation from high school, I relayed the story of my ex and the dead tree to him as we all sat soaking in our Jacuzzi tub. He roared with laughter, but for some reason my daughter did not seem to think it was as funny as it had been when it first happened. At first I thought that she was being protective of her father. &amp;ldquo;What&amp;rsquo;s wrong, Kati?&amp;rdquo; I asked. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s not funny anymore,&amp;rdquo; she said with a disgusted expression on her face. &amp;ldquo;He made me water that thing every day. I felt like a moron.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I was perplexed. &amp;ldquo;He did not, Kati. He watered it himself, every morning. He never asked you to do it.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;She folded her arms, clearly annoyed. &amp;ldquo;Oh, yeah, he did, last year, while I was staying with him over Christmas break. &lt;em&gt;He did it again!&lt;/em&gt;&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 150%;&quot; class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;I nearly drowned laughing in my hot tub, and so did Kati&amp;rsquo;s boyfriend. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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                <title>Foothill vs. Dinuba 11/16/07</title>
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                <title>Temple Beth El Dedicates New Torah Learning Center</title>
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                                    &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Temple Beth El dedicates new Torah Learning Center&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Temple Beth El, a Reform Jewish synagogue, will dedicate its new Torah Learning Center on Sunday, December 2. Festivities will take place at the temple, 2906 Loma Linda Drive in Bakersfield. The community is invited to participate in this milestone event which will begin at 2 p.m.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Founded in 1947, Temple Beth El has served the Jewish community of Bakersfield for sixty years. The new Torah Learning Center provides eight modern classrooms which will be used by the temple&amp;rsquo;s religious school students and by Bright Beginnings, a secular community preschool and daycare operator. In addition, the facility will provide space for adult education and other programs. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to Rabbi Cheryl Rosenstein, Rabbi Mark Diamond, Executive Vice President of the Board of Rabbis of Southern California, will speak at the dedication. A member of the Ethics Resource Committee of Children&amp;rsquo;s Hospital of Los Angeles, Rabbi Diamond is a past chair of the Los Angeles Council of Religious Leaders and is an active member of the Inter-religious Council of Southern California and the California State Advisory Committee on Institutional Religion. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;We are very grateful, not only to our donors and members for their support but to our neighbors for their patience,&amp;rdquo; said Rabbi Rosenstein. &amp;ldquo;The Torah Learning Center is the biggest project we have undertaken in nearly sixty years. We are pleased and proud to share our accomplishments with our friends and neighbors, as its existence benefits not only ourselves, but also the children of our community.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The grand opening celebration will include refreshments furnished by the Women of Temple Beth El and entertainment provided by children from the religious school. Other highlights of the event will be the installation of mezuzot on the doorposts of the classrooms and the unveiling of the donor wall which recognizes those who helped fund this enterprise.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The spiritual home of 175 member households, Temple Beth El is the largest synagogue in Kern County. Temple Beth El is a member of the Union for Reform Judaism. For further information, please call the temple, 322-7607.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted by Lynne Rosenstein&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Member of the Torah Learning Center Committee&lt;/p&gt;
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