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With the usual sensitivity I generally show for those who have met with disaster after doing something really stupid, by now many of you have heard or read about the fellow recently that put a “pet” rattlesnake in his mouth and was bitten. Had he died, he would have been a contender for the much sought after Darwin Award that so far has eluded me despite my many efforts. For example, most of us as children learned to make paste of flour and water; but hominy, “properly prepared,” makes for an adhesive that would put “Liquid Nails” to shame. You won’t find it in any Betty Crocker or Martha Stewart cookbook, but some few of you know the procedure, usually the purview of bachelors, of putting a can in a pan of water to warm on a stove; saves on using and washing unnecessary dishes. On one occasion some years ago, I had done this with a can of hominy. But the phone interrupted me, and becoming absorbed in conversation I forgot about the can of...
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