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Received in email today.  Good for a chuckle or two to start your day.  A tad risque in spots but not bad. _______________________________________________________________ Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.   The winners:   1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.   3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.   4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.   5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.   6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.   7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.   8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.   9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run...
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