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At this season of the year I like to show my warm and fuzzy side, so when you may be considering beer can jewelry for that “special someone” in your life I’m reminded there is no accounting for the things that might strike us as funny. A few years ago I came up with a business idea for Macabre Toys, Inc. Among the offerings along with the usual things like small plastic frogs that would ooze dreadful smelling “stuff” when squeezed and its eyes would pop out and dangle while a three-inch tongue with bug attached would dart out of its mouth, ideal for little boys to give little girls, were home embalming kits; one for beginners like the precocious child with scientific curiosity who could start practicing on their pet goldfish or hamster. These kits progressed in age-specific categories to the “Mother-in-law Special,” all with the usual disclaimers about checking with local health agencies in your area before purchase. Actually, my sense of...
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