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I have a confession to make about the following confession.  It's built on a vast exaggeration.  But, then again, it's Trout's and isn't it true that to tell a good fish story, at least at little exaggeration is required to capture the interest of the listener?  Thanks for the drink, Rockwell, but I didn't get blitz out of my mind as suggested by the song.  My first beer must have been shaken up a little too hard, because when it was opened, most of it fizzled out and spilled all over the place.  I had one more, and then the one you brought me.  Homer brought the roof down with a rowdy, real country performance that had people dancing their butts off.  It was all part of a 2-night tribute to the Bakersfield Sound that featured multiple acts. I stood on the sidelines and took it all in.  Then I woke up in the morning, not with a hangover, but with a Homer song in my head, and a song of my own that followed his.  So, without further ado,...
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