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As I shared with someone on the Bakersfield Californian blog while I don’t have a crystal ball I do have a crystal frog. It is quite beautiful measuring about three inches, and is not only decorative but a handy paperweight. However, as I witness the prevailing lunacy here in America such as the debacle presently going on in Texas over that polygamist ranch and those children I’m tempted to either go back to bed and pull the covers over my head or resort to something really drastic in an attempt to make sense of things. For example, if caffeine and nicotine do not suffice for my scrying efforts maybe my crystal frog might do the trick; if crystal skulls can do the job why not a crystal frog? Well, a few carping critics might point out Indiana Jones wouldn’t be laying it on the line going after a crystal frog. And I freely admit when it comes to imagination and adventure stories skulls usually win out over frogs, though to speak a word on behalf of the occult both...
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