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Here Are Some Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity : 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.   5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. ...
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