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  -----  Subject: New Element Discovered   *The Heaviest Element Known to Science:**  Governmentium is the latest element  Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered*    Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet  known to science.    The new element, *Governmentium (Gv)* has one neutron, 25 assistant  neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.    These 312 particles are *held together by forces called morons*, which  are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.   Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be  detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes  into contact.  A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that  would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years  to...
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