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Nice H4F. Heard this one recently: A man is wandering around on an island inhabited entirely by cannibals. He passes by a butcher shop that specializes in human brains. The sign outside read: ’ARTIST BRAINS: $100 AN OUNCE; SCIENTIST BRAINS: $250 AN OUNCE; PHILOSOPHER BRAINS: $300 AN OUNCE; BUSH LOYALIST BRAINS $1,000 AN OUNCE. The man looked at the sign at said to the clerk: "Man, those Bush brains must be popular." "Popular? Are you kidding?" Replied the clerk. "Do you know how many Bush loyalists you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?!"

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