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I have been told that I make jokes at the most inappropriate of times and will find humor at the funeral of a loved one, while secretly wondering what they left me in their will... and by "secretly" I mean I will ask several times during the inevitable, "At least they are with Jesus now" speech.

I consider people that use the words "Liberal and Conservative", unprepared to be discuss the complexities of politics or world affairs. I wonder why Wal-Mart seems to be the place where dignity goes to die and even more so, why I ever shopped there. I have abysmal self esteem, but make up for it by having a really big ****.

I tend to lie a lot, especially about my big  ****. I dream to be an entertainer, comedian and human rights activist, and a gay guy on TV that doesn't sound like a faggot when he speaks.

Above all I value logic, reason, science and a wicked sense of humor. I despise organized religion and cheesy catch phrases, some of which would include the term "wicked sense of humor." I have been with my boyfriend for a little longer than a year and I would do anything in the world for him, including verbal abuse. If you plan on voting against gay marriage, don't tell me where you live, otherwise I will hurl insults at you from outside your house and the witty sarcasm alone will scare you into submission. I also pray one day America will be a country I am proud to call home, until then I will fight everyday to get myself there.

User Name:TheSpartanofAuburn
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Member Since:June 05, 2008
Last Signed In:November 21, 2008
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