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About Barfnagel

I'm a low-life degenerate who has spent most of his life in institutions. I am wanted in at least six states. 

My parents disowned me when I was four years old, after being told by a Kaiser pediatrician that I was a "hopeless sociopath."  I'm married to twelve women in five states; I dunno if they know about each other, and what's more, I don't care. I drive a stolen cab for a living, and I smuggle liquor and cigarettes across state lines on my days off.

I chew tobacco at all times, even when I'm kissing a woman (some have complained, but's it's too bad). It's all about me. Deal with it.

User Name:hotcorner
Real Name:Barfnagel Jones
Gender:male
Member Since:June 15, 2007
Last Signed In:June 13, 2008
Profile Views:222
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Your Faith Has Made You a Drooling Psychopath Posted December 02, 2007
THE VENERABLE SAINT FRANK ZAPPA once said "There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.... Read More >>
In the Big Inning Came The Shot Heard 'Round the World Posted December 01, 2007
THE VENERABLE AND CLUTCH SAINT BOBBY THOMSON hit what is arguably the most famous home run in baseball... Read More >>
That He Might Be Full Of All Things Posted November 24, 2007
THE VENERABLE AND PORTLY SAINT ED "COOKIE" JARVIS can polish off a large (17 inch) pizza in three... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted April 04, 2008
Yes Woof, in the past I doubted God and by His grace He is helping get over myself. That's what you think, Buffoo. I... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
That which is very precious to you has been used as a weapon against those with a different POV ever since the damn... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
I've even been known to use incorrect grammer or type incomplete sentences. I hope my sloppiness doesn't give... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
come on Sam we can only exterminate one infestation at a time. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
Now if only ICE could send the lawyers south across the border together with the illegals. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
About time a Gov took a stand and I quote : Illegal means illegal, not just those who are crossing the border... Read More >>

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Comment From: bakotopia

Sat Oct 27, 2007 21:45:13 PDT
Why ya'll gotta be pickin' on Jesus, man. he's a righteous dude! - MmM
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