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I'm a low-life degenerate who has spent most of his life in institutions. I am wanted in at least six states. 

My parents disowned me when I was four years old, after being told by a Kaiser pediatrician that I was a "hopeless sociopath."  I'm married to twelve women in five states; I dunno if they know about each other, and what's more, I don't care. I drive a stolen cab for a living, and I smuggle liquor and cigarettes across state lines on my days off.

I chew tobacco at all times, even when I'm kissing a woman (some have complained, but's it's too bad). It's all about me. Deal with it.

User Name:hotcorner
Real Name:Barfnagel Jones
Gender:male
Member Since:June 15, 2007
Last Signed In:June 13, 2008
Profile Views:222
Blog Views:4830

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Glory to Zod for All Things Posted November 23, 2007
THE OMNIPOTENT DEITY GENERAL ZOD and his two companions came to Earth when an explosion in deep space shattered... Read More >>
Ignorance Through 'Divine Inspiration' Posted November 18, 2007
THE BIZARRE SAINT JIM JONES of The People's Temple was a man who had been touched by the holy spirit.... Read More >>
Bring Out Your Dead! Posted November 17, 2007
THE SEMI-VENERABLE SIR ROBIN THE NOT-QUITE-SO-BRAVE-AS-SIR LANCELOT (also known as Sir Robin the Chicken-hearted) is... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted April 04, 2008
Yes Woof, in the past I doubted God and by His grace He is helping get over myself. That's what you think, Buffoo. I... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
That which is very precious to you has been used as a weapon against those with a different POV ever since the damn... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
I've even been known to use incorrect grammer or type incomplete sentences. I hope my sloppiness doesn't give... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
come on Sam we can only exterminate one infestation at a time. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
Now if only ICE could send the lawyers south across the border together with the illegals. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
About time a Gov took a stand and I quote : Illegal means illegal, not just those who are crossing the border... Read More >>

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Comment From: bakotopia

Sat Oct 27, 2007 21:45:13 PDT
Why ya'll gotta be pickin' on Jesus, man. he's a righteous dude! - MmM
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