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I'm a low-life degenerate who has spent most of his life in institutions. I am wanted in at least six states. 

My parents disowned me when I was four years old, after being told by a Kaiser pediatrician that I was a "hopeless sociopath."  I'm married to twelve women in five states; I dunno if they know about each other, and what's more, I don't care. I drive a stolen cab for a living, and I smuggle liquor and cigarettes across state lines on my days off.

I chew tobacco at all times, even when I'm kissing a woman (some have complained, but's it's too bad). It's all about me. Deal with it.

User Name:hotcorner
Real Name:Barfnagel Jones
Gender:male
Member Since:June 15, 2007
Last Signed In:June 13, 2008
Profile Views:221
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Barfnagel's Recent Blog Posts
One Spirit With a Big Kick Posted November 12, 2007
THE VENERABLE SAINT GRANNY CLAMPETT from the 1960s television series The Beverly Hillbillies runs a moonshine still... Read More >>
Salivating By All Men Posted November 11, 2007
THE HOLY CURVACEOUS MARTYR SAINT MARILYN MONROE made men drool for over a decade. She began her show business career... Read More >>
Destined To Pick The Grapes of Wrath Posted November 09, 2007
THE NOT-SO-HOLY, SEMI-VENERABLE Saint Tom Joad (Henry Fonda), just paroled from prison after serving four... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted April 04, 2008
Yes Woof, in the past I doubted God and by His grace He is helping get over myself. That's what you think, Buffoo. I... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
That which is very precious to you has been used as a weapon against those with a different POV ever since the damn... Read More >>
View Comment Posted March 16, 2008
I've even been known to use incorrect grammer or type incomplete sentences. I hope my sloppiness doesn't give... Read More >>

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View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
come on Sam we can only exterminate one infestation at a time. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
Now if only ICE could send the lawyers south across the border together with the illegals. Read More >>
View Comment Posted May 13, 2008
About time a Gov took a stand and I quote : Illegal means illegal, not just those who are crossing the border... Read More >>

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Comment From: bakotopia

Sat Oct 27, 2007 21:45:13 PDT
Why ya'll gotta be pickin' on Jesus, man. he's a righteous dude! - MmM
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