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Posted by chanddi Mon Oct 22, 2007 14:10:12 PDT
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Being an avid golfer I am interested in hearing local golf stories and updates on local courses.  Post your swing problems and lets hope some of our local Golf enthusiasts and may be local pros can chime in and help.

My first entry. Does anyone know if River lakes back nine green are back in golf condition yet?

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Comment From: jbaldwin

This blog is also a good one for local golfers: http://people.bakersfield.c... Comment From: chanddi

The parrot died At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead." "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, Senor, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. " "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Senor Rod." "My prize thoroughbred is dead?" "Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane?? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor." "Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??" "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!" "Yes, Senor Rod." "But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral, Senor Rod." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!" "Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up ve ry late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new TaylorMade SuperQuad 460 golf club." SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.......... "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!!"