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 My book, "Horny Toads and Waspers," is about the adventures of my brother, Sonny and me back in the day's before modern conveniences. I have written about the fun we had and memories we share from another time. Some of you may not believe all the things we did, however, you can ask my 86 year old mom and she will confirm it.

Four bare feet walking down a dusty lane, kicking dirt clods and occasionally hitting a rock by mistake. Owww! Stubbed toes, skint knees peeking out through ragged overalls. Scavenging for snakes, bugs and lizards on a lazy summer day.

Sonny, my older brother, and I caught a snake once. Sonny said I could have him for a pet. We showed Slither, that's what I named him, to daddy one Sunday morning before church. Daddy asked if he could borrow him. Of course I said "Yes". Daddy put Slither in the glove box of the car. We started driving to church then momma opened the glove box. Out popped Slither - momma lept from the moving car --- To find out what happened next, you will have to read the chapter titled Daddy's Little Joke.

If a child misbehaved, he or she got a spanking. We were not beaten or coddled, just a good old fashioned swat on the butt. Believe me when I say my Sonny and I got our fair share. It is with these innocent memories I travel the back roads of my mind. Come, take my hand and I promise you will have a blast.

We are having a book signing/sock hop at Russo's Book Store at The Marktplace on June 7th 2008 from 1:00 p.m . - 3:00 p.m. We will be playing Oldie's but Goodie's and serving root beer floats. You will receive a handmade book bag with your purchase while supplies last.

PERSONAL GUARANTEE: I guarantee that if you do not smile, giggle, chortle or laugh at least once while reading this book, I will eat a yellow worm.

Naomi Marberry