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Male duties for the holiday
In American culture, the male has several important duties during the holidays. By far the most important, is carving the turkey. By genetic pattern, every adult male knows how to carve a turkey; however, sometimes interference blurs...
Posted by citizenjournalist - Thu Nov 6, 2008 14:51:47 PST
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Elderly Driver Top Ten List Revised
After reading the "When to Quit the Road" article in today's Eye Street, I couldn't help but think that I could come up with a better list of ten signs to indicate to an elderly driver that he or she might be...
Posted by luckylymon - Wed Oct 22, 2008 12:09:50 PDT
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Tips for Cheating on Your Diet II
There are many valid reasons for being on a diet, and just as many reasons for cheating on that same diet. Unfortunately those two things cancel each other out. But a “good cheat” can be justified once in awhile, with very...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:28:47 PDT
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Tips for Cheating on Your Diet
I know, I know, it is not good to cheat on your diet but sometimes you get an uncontrollable urge. I am not hugely over weight, but I carry an extra 5 pounds at all times. Once in a while it is a little more. I keep close watch because...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:26:33 PDT
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Fry'n Bacon Naked
     If you indulge in this painful behavior it makes you an idiot. But at least it is something that you do in the privacy of you own home. (Hopefully) I, not having to witness it or even know about it will be best....
Posted by heyitsdennis - Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:28:00 PDT
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Tear Drop Trailer
This is the story of a little tear drop trailer that loves to ride behind my motorcycle. As you know, tear drop trailers are a thing of the past. They get their name from their shape and were made in the '40s and '50s. Used for camping,...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Fri Aug 8, 2008 15:40:26 PDT
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Call Yourself a Parent
When you know the difference between plagiocephaly and craniosynostosis before your baby is six months old, you've earned it. When you know three different ways to cure diaper rash, you've earned it. When you take the time to draw...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:41:59 PDT
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Mr. Fix it
     Drip, drip, drip. I can hear you. Yes, I have to look every time I walk by the bathroom. Emptying that half full coffee can sitting under the toilet tank every morning and every evening. For a week now I have...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:32:42 PDT
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Cooking for Myself
  My money is not going as far as it used to. I’ve taken a look to see where I can cut back. House payment and bills are pretty much fixed; I solved the gas problem by filling up when the gauge reads half full, cutting my gas...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:21:31 PDT
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Mommy was a Good Girl
I think it is fair to assume that all of us have our "things."  You know, a certain way any given "thing" has to be done.  For me, if I'm being honest, I have several things I have to have just so.  One...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Mon Jun 23, 2008 15:11:02 PDT
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Jury Duty, Me?
Worst case scenario…It is a warm sunny morning; I am quietly enjoying a coffee at Starbucks and reading the Californian. (shameless plug to get published) Not realizing that three weeks prior my ex wife had received a jury...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Fri Jun 6, 2008 13:50:23 PDT
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Bakersfield Novel supports summer travel expenses
  The Polar Group would like to announce a monthly promotion for Robin Noffsinger’s book, The Baroness of Bakersfield, which published in 2006.The promotion will consist of a monthly drawing for a gas card worth $50 for...
Anonymous user - Tue May 13, 2008 10:28:45 PDT
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Cliches and Little Girls
There's something about pregnant women that brings out the communal spirit in people.  People who five minutes ago would have cut your throat for a good parking spot, suddenly become the jovial aunt or uncle and want to rub the...
Posted by martymad001 - Tue May 6, 2008 15:13:44 PDT
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Vacation 1992: Not one to repeat
Some of the greatest memories I have are the frequent camping trips my Dad took us on when we were children. Whether it was the mountains or the lake we spent several days enjoying each other as a family. Long before the days of iPods...
Posted by rtwice93555 - Mon Apr 7, 2008 17:15:38 PDT
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Renewing My Licence
        I am insulted by the fact the DMV has chosen not to renew my Drivers License by mail. What are they thinking? Am I too old, or has someone tipped them off concerning a few of my bad habits? I...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Wed Mar 5, 2008 16:26:50 PST
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Battling the Bulge
I’ve only been in one war:  The Battle of the Bulge. You know how the enemy works. He creeps into your body, by way of your mouth, then slowly inflates you. I have used every known weapon on him.   The Water...
Posted by BostonGal - Wed Feb 27, 2008 08:35:18 PST
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The Proper Noun is not a Pronoun
In my immediate case, the smaller phones get the worse. For, if we were still in the early nineties with our bulky cordless phones, I would not be holding my small phone’s circuit board in the palm of my hand. I had...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Tue Feb 26, 2008 14:50:49 PST
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Humor Comic Book Signing Barnes & Noble
Event: Booksigning and Hat Swapping Contest Where: Barnes & Noble, 4001 California Avenue, Bakersfield, California When: Saturday, Feb 23, 12:00- 4:00 Author: Ray Friesen Book: Another Dirt Sandwich Description:...
Posted by raisegrate - Tue Feb 19, 2008 09:03:58 PST
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If I had a Hammer
   In order to write this story it must start with a confession. I have stolen property from the United States Navy, OK, petty theft 35 years ago, but a crime never the less. I am not afraid to tell you this for several...
Posted by heyitsdennis - Tue Feb 12, 2008 13:31:54 PST
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Mr. Barle and the Hearing Aid
The summers at Arvin are forever unbearably hot. In the 1950’s the lawns at the DiGiorgio County Park were watered via flood irrigation and the kids would always watch the maintenance crew as they prepared each section of...
Posted by Sloigo - Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:59:51 PST
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Mister Know-It-All
My ex-husband was the first to admit that he could be rather mean-spirited; in truth, he often boasted of the fact, as if his ability to snap someone’s head off with a cruel retort were a virtue to be proud of. It was a...
Posted by ghostriter - Mon Nov 26, 2007 09:23:40 PST
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Why Men are Insensitive to their Wives' Pain
     I milked it for all it was worth when I was pregnant with my first child. And, my husband was a bona-fide first class servant at that time. It was great. But, over the years I have noticed that he...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Mon Jul 23, 2007 14:06:51 PDT
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The Ultimate Compatibility Test
     The following is mainly for single individuals. However, even if you’re married, I’d surmise that the following test might help you understand your marriage better. I am, without doubt,...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:05:40 PDT
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A Tough Day
  A Tough Day                 It was a tough day. It started with me losing my patience with our pool contractor. A pipe had broken, the pool was losing...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Thu Jun 21, 2007 14:48:27 PDT
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One Wedding and Two Toddlers
One Wedding and Two Toddlers               It was my brother’s wedding and it didn’t occur to me that my three year old had the potential to be a problem until we...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:48:01 PDT
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The Obligatory Laugh
The Obligatory Laugh               My husband once told me that one of the things that made him sure I was the one to marry was because I would often be the only one laughing...
Posted by HeatherIjames - Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:14:59 PDT
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RAT: The Royally Offensive Video
WARNING:  This video contains explicit language.  Don't even think about watching it unless you are a little drunk and enjoy dark comedy. Theatre Addict TV Episode 5 The "Royal Association Of Thespians" (or...
Posted by Dexter53 - Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:05:07 PDT
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