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Yesterday I was engaged in a lively thread on intelligence. I know the folks with whom I bandy words, thoughts and Ideas are smart(most of them, anyway). Some are REALLY smart even if we disagree. So, having made my point and feeling quite smug about MY high degree of intelligence and my...
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SENIOR ALPHABET A,B,C,D.... A for arthritis, B for bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? D is for dental replacements and decline, E is for eyesight--can't read that top line? F is for fissures and fluid retention G is for gas (which I'd rather not...
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Remember a couple of years ago when incarnations of Bakersfield Barbie were making their rounds on the Internet? My personal favorite was Tehachapi Barbie — two Barbies holding hands with a rainbow flag in front of a Suburu. Love her!! Well, Barbie is now back with her Central Valley...
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http://www.dailykos.com/sto... (For those who don't read DailyKos on a regular basis) Things I have learned during this campaign season: In a race that includes a former First Lady of the United States and a multimillionaire Republican senator rumored to...
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Its happening again.  No, thats a lie.  It never stopped.  I tried to deny the feelings through the winter months, to pretend I didnt care, to make myself completely unavailable emotionally to that old song and dance.  I tried to become icy and pretend I wasnt aware of the...
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  I lowered my body onto the wooden chair, the utilitarian kitchen chair.   I opened my journal to the page I had selected before I left to take a walk. My pencil waited for my hand, my writing sentry. I noticed it looked slightly haughty to be my chosen writing partner.   ...
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www.snopes.com , the urban legend buster, describes this as containing "degrees of truthfulness" and also, of course, subjectivity. Listed also are two other sites (one called "Crossbearer," which  certainly suggests a subjective perspective) that it says one can go to to...
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The summers at Arvin are forever unbearably hot. In the 1950’s the lawns at the DiGorgioCountyPark were watered via flood irrigation and the kids would always watch the maintenance crew as they prepared each section of their lawn for watering. The water was usually only nine to...
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Here are some recent reviews on the Inside Guide that made me giggle.   I enjoy getting lunch here, especially when I have coworkers in from out of town.  Nothing like  good nose running chile verde to make your day a little spicier. Find out the Restaurant & Rating ...
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My ex-husband was the first to admit that he could be rather mean-spirited; in truth, he often boasted of the fact, as if his ability to snap someone’s head off with a cruel retort were a talent to be proud of. It was a “talent” he learned at an early age from his stepfather,...
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Just thought I'd share a funny with y'all. :)
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They really have improved, haven't they?
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Bon Appetit! ;0)
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 We need  to offer an better alternative to the current "poster in every classroom" controversy. The Goddess Athena represents wisdom and many fine moral qualities we need to model for our children. She is the shrewd companion of Hero's and the Goddess of Heroic...
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postings below from expat  g.t.,  hugely creative not just musically, but (i didn't know this) with political thought. don't throw the baby out with the bathwater on this one -- g.t. (i mean, joe green) gives us some good fat to chew on here. too bad he went and moved to brussels, but i...
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I just read that Whoopi Goldberg is going to replace [she who should not be named] on the View. I never watched it before, but I think I will give it a try now that Whoopi is going to be on it. I have always liked her immensely. But who is going to be on it with her? Anyone interesting? I would...
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It had been awhile. Time had passed, the seasons had changed, I had changed, my situation in life had changed, things at work had changed, but in the face of all these changes one thing, as I was to be quiclky reminded, had not changed. Not one bit, and that was that moving still sucks. I was...
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Good Morning! I have noticed some dramatic changes in my attitude from when I moved here a year ago.  One year ago, I was terrified to drive here, but now I realize there is only one way to go out and have a successful shoe shopping spree--jump in the car and go, baby go!  One year...
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We, the political bloggers, the opinionated Monday morning presidents and political wannabes who spend a good deal of our spare time wearing out our keyboards with our endless meanderings and rants and ridiculous vocabulary that would leave our peers in the real world pointing and laughing at...
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Theatre Addict TV Episode 5 WARNING:  This video contains explicit language.  Don't even think about watching it unless you are a little drunk and enjoy dark comedy. Watch it now on YouTube! The "Royal Association Of Thespians" (or RAT) plays by its own rules....
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I sit here at my desk still aching from the pain of another bout with kidney stones. Not pleasant, but at least I am home. I spent three days in the hospital with this crap and THAT sucked. While I sat in that Godforsaken place I got to thinking about how much I really hate hospitals. It doesnt...
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On a lighter note than many of our recent ones, this blog is meant to bring a smile. One day, several years ago, my ex-husband and I took a day trip to Beverly Hills on the off chance that we might be able to enjoy one day without biting one another's head off. It was a nice, temperate day, and...
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 >These 16 Police Comments were taken from > > > >actual police car videos around the country: > > > >#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder > than the one you > >Just went through." > > > >#15 "Relax, the...
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I know it's been over a week since Spring Break, but I was whisked off to work in Madera for a week before I got a chance to write about my adventures that week. I guess it doesn't really matter as the subject matter isn't really time specific, so without further ado, I give you "What I...
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Bumper Stickers Recently Seen: What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?  Even Nixon Resigned  George Bush is Creating the Terrorists Our Kids will Have to Fight Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First  America: One Nation, Under Surveillance  Jail...
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does anyone understand why george w. bush was voted worst president of the last 50 years in the californian's reader poll, yet they pictured (hugely) jimmy carter???? maybe a californian editor can explain that one... i must've missed the "standing president exclusion clause" in...
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Okay, as promised, i have posted my response to the the Loma Linda Homeowner's Association on the Christmas Wreath debacle at http://bfwg.blogspot.com .  I have used capital letters in various places, without any intent to change the meanings of any of the words! I see that this story made...
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Tomorrow's letter is to a guy in Colorado who is demanding that a woman remove a "Peace Sign" Christmas wreath because it is "Satanic". Bob Johnson http://bfwg.blogspot.com  
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Believe it or don't....PETA has attacked a Methodist Church in Alaska for a living nativity, citing concerns that nativity animals may be subject to rape.  Really, I'm not making this up.  see my letter to PETA at http://bfwg.blogspot.com   Bob
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The Dipsh*t Doodlebug Institute has broken Republicans down to 10 distinct types..watch the video here and decide which type you are..or perhaps which types you know. Very entertaining to say the least....
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Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take...
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humorous quotes from adlai stevenson, the candidate known for his self-effacing intellect: http://workinghumor.com/quo...
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from a friend in iceland: DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand and Bono sing for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it...
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Never fear! DT is here! Greetings from the void of near life that is computer gaming.  As this is the first time you've heard/seen of me let me start from the beginning. In a galaxy far, far away ... (receives notice from Lucas arts to cease and desist)   Okay, once upon a time...
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george w. bush: "he ain't no texan," said my houston-born friend, as well as others in austin. "he was born in CONNECTICUT. any real texans'll tell ya that. he AIN'T one-a US, and he never WILL BE!!" ... i hope being beaten in the texas gubernatorial race by "shrub"...
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I borrowed this from a friends website. It is so true. So, with my plagiarism disclaimer in hand, I present the nature of the blues..which I love so much!...Mark Blues 101 If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood the whys and wherefores, here are some very...
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