What would your  "desperado"  name be?

Audomatic

Hey! That's bettern'  Aud Infinitum!

(as in lead aud infinitum)

Of coors along that line we could have:

Aud o Loader

Shock & Aud

I could go on..... mebbe aud infinitum  ..... ha!

Nan No Nun?  (Indian name)

FancyNancy (old one)

NanceeDance?

Yuck.

I got one of those quizzes where you have come come up with all kinds of things starting with the first letter of your name.  Ever try finding a drink starting with an N?   I mean a normal one..not a googled off the wall one.

I like Fancy Nancy

No Nun Nan good too   (I'm a Catholic ;=)  ) I'd add to that one a subscript of coors -- "She's got some baaad habit!s"

Nine Guhn Nan (coors you'd haveta get some more guns - haha!)

I used Whiskey4Breakfast for awhile too...................

(quit usin it when greenies started takin it verbatim)

My husband can't remember where he leaves his car keys, glasses, coffee cup etc.   I have to spend half my day looking for his stuff.  He told me once that if he were an Indian his name would be 

"Loses Many Things"

My name would be

"Long Suffering Wife of Loses Many Things"

Quick Rick

I came to one tourney after a night of hard drinkin and mucho playin

I was

REEKO CHICO

that day..............

Nancy,

Re. your drink question: I once had a shot at Wool Growers during some kind of builders/construction fundraiser called a Nut 'n' Honey.

It was a sheep's testicle in the bottom of a shot of tequila. It was disgusting.

There's your 'N' drink.

{Non PC Alert!}

Whitney Houston's boyfiriend's  "Indian"  name:

CHIEF SLAPAHOE

(Bobby Brown?)

After drinking too much you could be

Leeko Chico

That was a good one Chico!!

Nanc

What would your Indian name be?

If you sold RE amox, you could be

remox

or get a pardner and be

amox an andy   ;=)

Onondakai

Amox...  shudder....I'll pass..LOL.

Audrey...good question..I'll have to give that some thought.

Anyone remember the joke where the young brave asks his father how he got his name?  Father says "When child is born the first thing the father see's when he walks out of tent is childs name."  "When sister was born, fist thing I saw was a white dove so sisters name became White Dove.  When you were born, first thing I saw..."

Nevermind.  This is a family blog.

A mox nix

Nancy

Remember the one about the Indian named "Bowels No Move"?   You can imagine the gist of it.

Ahhh Oenghus

The Seneca

A truly proud people

I think name means something like  "destroy town?"

(I probably have it screwed up)

Aud, I mentioned story of Bowels no move on another thread!

(teepee fulla sh*t!)

That is exactly what it means.

Would you want to compete against someone who destroys towns? I figure I could win by default.

Chico I love Shock and Aud.  First time I've hear that one.  Most people just call me Aud.  It seems to fit.  Other choices

Aud Ball

Aud Leah Nuff

Aud O Crat

Aud A Shuss

etc.

Damn it Aud!

Aud Ball is one I was trying to think of!

I'm gettin old (and creaky -- and not just ina bones)

You guys have fun names..mine is no fun at all.

Would you want to compete against someone who destroys towns? I figure I could win by default

First thing I thought of were the movies Magnificant Seven and the one where Clint Eastwood had them build the "fake town"  (pale rider or josey wales?)

yeah, if you can take out a town, individuals wouldn't stand much of a chance!

Nancy, there's a name right there:

Nancy No Funatall..................

Oh HAHA Chico.  You have NO idea how much fun I can be.  I'm surprised you haven't read all about it on the mens room...uh...well...nevermind.

I will use the "spam  protector" for my Indian name since I am a displaced "Okie".

QOKEE  (This was the actual thing!)

Just messin with ya Nan

The only name I've seen on the men's room from here is panfilobluewondefulgaslightredkernhero.......fuen tes

And it took up half the wall!

An Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we the people of the prairies always have long names, while the white men have shorter names, like Bill, Tex, Sam, or Lee?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture--not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything-- we survive.

"For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
"Then there's your big brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people.

"It's very simple and easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?"

LOL!!!!!HAHAHA!!

Awww Chico, you cleaned my joke (above) up.  Actually when I heard it, it was "the first thing I saw after you were born" and involved canines. 

Anyhoo, I knew you were messin wit me wit my name.  I have a good sense of humor I just don't have all the little smiley rolling around laughing critters to show it.

Besides, I don't care what they call me as long as they get it right on my paycheck.

Nancy, you are correct.

"Two dogs making love...."

Yup OB..you heard it the same way..lol.  

Too many years bartending...a son who never runs out of jokes...  Sigh... I'm doomed.   :-)

I dont know what name i would have, through all these posts i was thinking and i have nothing. lol.

Ronnie WHO

RonaldMcDonald

CastleAZZZHO

Just a few my sister in law calls me

I would be the sloppy cowgirl that left a trail of trash in my wake--Kitty Litter.

I've always liked Cat A Lina for you. 

Or Cathereenie Chilibeanie

What about me, Chico? What can you do with "Robin"? I'm almost afraid to know.

BBMTN ... BB Mountain? Riiiight...

Ha ha. That was great, Chico. I LOVE the first one. I can go by Wrangler Robin and then all I have to do is find that cowboy.  (Psh. I'm going for a young cowboy, not an old one.) It works for me!

You are Rockin' Robin

Speakin of Cowboy shootin, check this dude out!

http://video.aol.com/video-... 

Jeez. Look at the beer belly...ha ha! He ain't my kind of cowboy, but it's kind of interesting, I guess.