Welcome Grizzly:

Most of the regulars are great people. You'll enjoy talking with them.

If you really want to break the ice, tell Gube you're sympathetic with the plight of illegal aliens. He has a soft spot for those poor people.

Hint to ChicoEsquela that you like squirrels. Chico is especially fond of squirrels and other furry wildlife.

Do not preach evolution to RandomFactor. He's an avid believer of creationism and athiestic ideas are a sensitive issue.

And I know it sounds a little silly, but do not say anything good about Ron Paul to Infowar. He hates Ron Paul passionately and that will set him off on a tirade.

Try not to be critical of Barak Obama to BakersfieldSuperman. BS is such an Obama fan, it's almost idolotry.

Again, welcome and enjoy the company.

And watch your spelling - some of the bloggers are extreme spell checkers!

Welcome to the chaos

Reverse everything catpaw said and you should be safe, for awhile.

There are a few people to tread lightly around. Read a few blogs, you'll recognize em before too long.

And let's be safe out there...

And know the difference between THEIR and THERE, and YOUR and YOU'RE...

Their, There and They're

My advice is:  don't type in all caps, don't use a lot of text color, don't do lengthy cut and pastes,  don't speculate about someone's lack of manhood, or femininity, don't assume that because someone's over 60, they're gomers. 

Oh, and don't answer "private caller" calls on your home phone.  :-)

 Hola ^.^

WELCOME!!  I hope to see more blogs from you =) TGIF lol 

see ya around  ,

*FLAUNT-VIDALMA*

Wow you guys are fast. Thanks for making me feel like that new kid in school. I don't know if I should feel intimidated or welcomed. Just a joke, but thanks for the love.

If you don't like cats, this is not the place to voice that opinion. Even if you are allergic to them.

Woof woof woof.

LMAO at all of the above, but sooo very true!!!

Griz, you'll look back at this day and say, "What was I thinking?"

Lana, OB isn't the only one with sources. I found out that you've been married 18 times, and all of your exes died mysteriously. Hmmm.

Thats not true JBS. Didn't you see her feet? (refer to blog on her OB arrest)

She put a C clamp on one of 'ems throat with foot -- no COD mystery there1

HELP!

One other piece of advice about these blogs, Grizzly:

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.....

And Jason Sperber SAYS he is our friend, but be wary.... He has a key on his keyboard that says "SUSPEND" the size of an In-n-Out Burger Double Double.  

You guys are so bad. I've never seen you bash a "newb's" first blog post this much before. Normally you just ignore them. If I were the same person I am today but had no prior blogging to this point, I'd NEVER come back, because this would definitely have scared me off.

this was a nice blog, good way to welcome him in ladies and gentlemen. . .

welcome to the wonderful life of blogging, are you ready?