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Heinz57 - > Passing Judgement -> Bakersfield Driving is Driving Me Crazy
Bakersfield Driving is Driving Me Crazy

1. The posted speed limits are too high.  Doing 55 mph down a STREET with frequent traffic control devices and cross-traffic creates an impatient attitude in drivers, and causes excessive wear and tear on your vehicle. 

Brake pads and rotors in Bakersfield last about 65% of the life of pads and rotors in other cities.  The aggressive acceleration combined with aggressive braking is more taxing on the vehicle, leading to faster break-down of the parts- which in turn leads to dangerous vehicles on the road (as they can no longer perform as well as they should). 

2. Bakersfield drivers are overly impatient.  If you need to be there "5 minutes ago", you should have left earlier. Simple as that.  The speed limits are already incredibly high - so that doesn't mean you can leave later and make it up on the road by doing 65 in a 55.  Also, there is no need to weave through traffic, change lanes frequently, omit using your turn signal, or aggressively tailgate a person who is already travelling at the maximum posted speed limit.

3. Bakersfield drivers are aggressive.  They change lanes without signalling.  They "race" from EVERY stop light (aka REDNECK 500).  If you attempt to pass a driver moving BELOW the speed limit, that driver will increase speed (well above the speed limit) to prevent you from passing.  If you do pass that driver, they will be on a mission of revenge to regain their "position" ahead of you.  Sometimes, that means missing their turn and having to take a longer route to their destination, just to prove some point?

4. Bakersfield drivers still don't use hands-free devices for cell phones, and text while driving.  Cell phone laws are idiotic and pedantic, however, Bakersfield drivers give ample reason for anyone to hate people who talk on the phone/dial/text while driving.  You really haven't figured this one out yet - please stop trying.

5. Bakersfield drivers will not stop behind another vehicle at a stop light if the next lane has even 1 spot further ahead open.  People will change lanes, while "stopped" at a red light, to gain that 1 spot advantage of the next lane.  Then they will return to the original lane.  You people are excessively impatient and not only are you wasting time/fuel/space - you are also increasing the risk of an accident.

6. Bakersfield drivers are cheap - and afraid of reporting anything to an isurance company (if they even have a real insurance policy).  9 times out of 10, a Bakersfield driver will try to negotiate a cash settlement in order to avoid making an insurance claim.  The IIHS has mis-interpreted this statistic to mean that Bakersfield drivers are safe, and has published a report proclaiming as much - a complete joke and embarrassment to the "research" efforts of the IIHS.

7. Bakersfield drivers do not stop at stop signs unless there are at least 2 other vehicles or a police vehicle present.  If there are 1 or fewer vehicles at the intersection, Bakersfield drivers will not come to a complete stop.

8. Bakersfield drivers are extremely vain - every car is excessivly clean (proof that there IS business for the car wash on EVERY corner).  A punctual contradiction on lifted "off-road" trucks that look like they've never been on anything tougher than grandma's driveway.  

9. Bakersfield drivers do not understand the principle of a turning-lane / center-lane.  They will use it for passing, but freak out when you enter the lane in order to merge into traffic, sometimes coming to a complete STOP in bewilderment.

10. Bakersfield drivers are fixated on the rear bumper of the car ahead of them. They do not notice anything else around them, ahead of them, or behind them.  They just stare at that rear bumper until they see brake lights or plow into it.

Just a simple top ten list based on the things I see on a regular basis - sometimes all 10 in a single trip!

I love cars, and I love driving.  I hate driving my favorite car, because it brings out the insecurity and unhappiness in Bakersfield drivers.  They want to race me at every stop light and in some way, try to find a way to make driving to the store a competition of some form.   I would expect to find solace in meeting the owner of a similar car on the road - but instead find that this person is only interested in proving how much superior his (exact same as mine!) car is. 

In short, Bakersfield drivers are passive-aggressive, impatient, spoiled babies who don't know how to interact with adults in the real world. They take their unfulfilled existence (testament to the 20 church per square-mile religous density) and frustration of a failed and miserable life with them out on to the road, to exert a tiny amount of power over their environment - for some sort of gratification which is apparently not being fulfilled at church (I am speculating this based on all the Church paraphenalia pasted all over the vehicle, the church parking lots you're always racing me to, or the chrome fish on your trunk.)

Smile and be nice all day at work, church, etc.. But get behind the wheel of a car, and suddenly you're a barbaric, uncivilized animal.

Think of what I'm saying here the next time you're late to church and speeding up Stockdale HWY, or swerving through slower traffic on White Lane.  Think about your actions behind the wheel, and whay they say about you as a person.  Don't use the car as a mask, to hide behind your (illegally) tinted windows and exact vengance on the world for not giving a piss about you or your problems.  We've got our own, thank you.

Posted in these Groups: Northwest, Southeast, Southwest
Topics: driving
posted by Heinz57 on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 at 12:00 AM
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posted by wndrwoman27 on Aug 19, 2009 at 01:31 PM

Wow.

Do you live in Bakersfield?

posted by NancyII on Aug 19, 2009 at 01:36 PM

Obviously never driven anyplace else.  Do you have links to back up your numbers?  LIke "Brake pads and rotors in Bakersfield last about 65% of the life of pads and rotors in other cities."   Did a brake pad/rotor company do a study?

Sounds like it's all your opinion rather than any sort of fact if you think Bakersfield is exclusive in poor drivers or crazy laws.  Sigh...when WILL all the Bakersfield haters move away?  Just think how nice and uncrowded our streets would be.

posted by ronmexico on Aug 19, 2009 at 01:37 PM

Heinz57 is a bakersfield driver.

posted by wndrwoman27 on Aug 19, 2009 at 01:58 PM

Apparently he's not a fan of church going people either.  I feel bad that he feels that when he describes how he (a Bakersfield driver) gets behind the wheel of a car, "A barbaric, uncivilized animal."

It would seem Heinz does have a lot of his/her own problems.  I mean, I understand venting but sheesh.

I could recommend a good therapist for anger management classes if you need one.  It's good for road rage.

posted by Shwaine on Aug 19, 2009 at 03:02 PM

Honestly, I didn't make it past point 5 before I stopped reading this post since the hyperbole was just getting too much for me.

posted by steveeswenson on Aug 20, 2009 at 09:08 AM

The posted speed limits are not too high. They are based on how fast 80 percent of drivers do.

If I have a complaint about this town, it's that drivers go too slow. I switch lanes all the time to get around people who drive 10 miles under the speed limit. I always use my signal. Truxtun Avenue Extension is one of the worst places for slow pokes.

I also have perfected the fine art of being in the fastest lane. I'm not sharing.

posted by jfrancais on Aug 20, 2009 at 09:13 AM

I'm sorry, Steve.  55 mph on a city street sounds crazy to the rest of the US outside of CA.  The speed limit is too high.  I saw someone driving down South H at about 60mph.  That's just ridiculous.  People drive too fast here.

 switch lanes all the time to get around people who drive 10 miles under the speed limit.

There is no speed minimum only speed limits which are not strictly enforced in this town.  It's more of a guideline. 

posted by wndrwoman27 on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:25 AM

It's funny to me that people would think 55 on a city street (which is what, Truxtun Ext?) is crazy to the rest of the U.S. when many parts in the rest of the U.S don't even have speed limits posted on their highways/freeways.

posted by jfrancais on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:30 AM

 It's funny to me that people would think 55 on a city street (which is what, Truxtun Ext?) is crazy to the rest of the U.S

res ipsa loquitor

Try driving 55 in front of police on a city street with or without speed limits posted and see what happens.  Most highways (not freeways) outside of CA are 55mph.

posted by jfrancais on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:32 AM

I notice in CA we really don't distinguish between a highway and the interstate.  It's either the freeway, road, or a street.

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:34 AM

I'm with you Steve. Truxtun extension drives me batty sometimes. It's really bad when 2 cars decide to go 45 and stay right next to each other, totally blocking the flow of traffic and oblivious that they're doing so.

 

posted by jfrancais on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:36 AM

The problem is with CA drivers having no concept of a passing lane to let the faster drivers go by.  Slow drivers have the same privilege to drive on Truxtun Extension as you do.

posted by ProgressivePete2 on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:40 AM

Well sure they have the same privilege. They just need to get out of my way.  ; )

posted by jfrancais on Aug 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM

Yeah, if you don't like the way I drive then get off the sidewalk.

posted by NancyII on Aug 20, 2009 at 11:36 AM

Jf, that's because Interstates cross state lines and freeway don't always do that.  Freeway just means free from cross traffic.

I know what you mean though, when I was in TN everything was a Pike or a Parkway if it had 4 lanes.  No one ever said "go to 65 Freeway they'd just say go to the Interstate."

If I remember right, a Parkway was a freeway that did not allow commercial trucks other than for delivery to places such as Opryland.

posted by Shwaine on Aug 20, 2009 at 03:46 PM

The other states are so far away from the majority of CA that we just don't think of our freeways as interstates, even when they are (I-5, I-80, etc). And we have very few toll roads (just some toll bridges), so the phrases associated with them, like turnpike, aren't going to be used much here. I suppose we could use the generic "highway", but so many of our highways are also freeways that it seems the phrase freeway has stuck around here.

As for the guy going too slow in the fast lane in town, a cop could ticket him for that, if there were a cop around and the cop were so inclined. It is illegal to not yield to faster traffic by going into the right hand lane, even if you're going the speed limit. It's rarely enforced unless you're causing a traffic hazard in the process, but it is a law on the books nonetheless.

posted by jfrancais on Aug 21, 2009 at 08:22 AM

 Freeway just means free from cross traffic.

Being from CA, I know what a freeway is but the word doesn't really exist when you go back east even when I would consider a highway a freeway.  It's the interstate, highway, road or street.

As for the guy going too slow in the fast lane in town, a cop could ticket him for that, if there were a cop around and the cop were so inclined.

No one is going to get a ticket for going 45mph on Truxtun extension.  I tried it several times yesterday and it didn't work.  Maybe I got a pass because of the out of state plates.  Slower traffic should yield though.  There are some roads/freeways with posted minimum limits.

posted by Heinz57 on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:06 PM

1. Yes, I've driven elsewhere.  The only place in the United States where driving is worse is in Florida.

2. Yes I have numbers to back up my stats - a study published by the US DOT and posted on www.****.gov

3. I am not a Bakersfield hater.  I love this place and wish all the idiots who've moved here over the past decade and a half would have stayed in their  LA and Inland Empire ghettos.

4. Yes, of course I am a Bakersfield driver - until I get out of city limits - then I'm a Kern County driver - what's your point?

5. I don't hate church going people - I go to church myself  - I just don't wear my faith on a hat and selectively choose when to abide by it.  Anger and ego doesn't belong on the road - it's not about YOU, its about EVERYONE ELSE.   You know, Jesus first, yourself last, and others inbetween???

I am a courteous and safe driver.  I respect the laws and other peoples space and time.  Apparently, it's too much to expect the same.

6. "The posted speed limits are not too high. They are based on how fast 80 percent of drivers do."
No they are not.  Drivers drive as fast as the sign will let them - so if the sign is 55, then 80% of drivers are doing "at least" 55.
The idea is to be pro-active and set realistic speed limits.

Look at white lane, they are leaving the speed limit at 55, but increasing the number of stop-lights.  So instead of smooth driving, you wind up with the erratic driving I see day to day.

There is ABSOLUTELY NO HYPERBOLE IN MY FIRST POST. 

 

Sorry if the truth scares/ofdfends you.

posted by NancyII on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:11 PM

Heh..you invited everyone to the party and then you were almost two months getting here yourself.

We've already discussed it and moved on.

posted by goldilox on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:21 PM

I started a 'blog' on driving pet peeves, a couple weeks ago ~ I get road rage easily.

then my sailor 'genes' shine thru!

My biggest peeve is the lack of using turn signals. I think it's just rude.

 

posted by ALICEN on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:37 PM

goldilox:  I saw a guy the other day using arm signals.  Apparently his turn signals were broken.  I knew what the signal meant.  Are those acceptable today?  Can a person get a ticket for using them?

Actually, I think everybody should know the arm signals for emergencies, and should know what they mean when somebody else uses them.

posted by goldilox on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:42 PM

yes, i would imagine hand signals are still "legal", and should be used when necessary (i also saw one 2 weeks ago) and was reminded of how old i am since i too recognized the meaning! LOL ~ kids these days would have no clue!  haha

Am i the worlds best driver? heck no - but i do commend myself with being a very considerate driver. it drives me nuts when others dont share the road with basic consideration for others.

now i must google the hand signal laws, so i dont get attacked for not knowing if they are still legal...

 

posted by goldilox on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:45 PM

Hand signals are given by cyclists and some motorists to indicate their intentions to other traffic. Under the terms of the Vienna Convention on Traffic, bicycles are considered to be vehicles and cyclists are considered to be drivers. The traffic codes of most countries reflect this.

In some countries (such as in the Czech Republic [1], Canada, and the USA), hand signals are designated not only for cyclists, but for every vehicle that does not have signal lights or has damaged signal lights. For example, drivers of historical cars and mopeds may be required to make hand signals.

ANYWAYS people - use your little baby pinky finger on your left hand and nudge that 'stick' that is protruding from your steering wheel base, it's a simple task, and i will love you for it!

posted by proam on Oct 2, 2009 at 01:50 PM

Wow! Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this Mama said......In all seriousness. I've always enjoyed driving. That is why after having raised my children, I became a professional driver. Seems there are lots of reasons for the issues you point out.#1 Not enough driver training. Not enough training about commercial vehicles by class c drivers. Even though all you want licensed for is a car, it would be helpful for you to know things such as stopping distances for trucks and buses, turning radius, blind spots for both buses, and trucks, etc. #2 To few are courteous. It's all about me mentality. #3 They don't leave early enough to just chill as they travel. Going with this, they shouldn't listen to music that gets you all fired up, they should listen to some cool jazz! LOL #4 Many on our roadways are not licensed here period. Makes me doubt they were ever even trained to drive by anyone. #5 Driving under the influence of either alcohol or drugs. #6 Still don't behave the no phone/texting laws, #7 uninsured drivers.  #8 Not enough police officers on our streets as well as officers that see offenders do something right in front of them and ignore it themselves.

Good luck! Leave alittle earlier, and by all means be a defensive driver. It can, and likely will, someday save your life.

posted by ALICEN on Oct 2, 2009 at 05:44 PM

Thanks, guys, for all that info.  (I was too lazy to look it up!)  It IS good information to have. 

 

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