What a jerk!

I'm gonna keep an eye out for this guy, and if I see him I will give him a surprise--a stern, unequivocal look of severe disapproval, including a head shake and a : P.  Then I'll follow him home and come back later in the night to toilet paper his house.

HAHAHA! Cat, call me...I'm in!

What an old nasty grump!

Excellent, Michele--I need someone with a good pitching arm to throw them reeeeally high up in the trees.  ; )

Some people think they crap cupcakes.

I'm in on the toilet paper throwing contest.  Cat, your husband can keep guard of us while we do it ;o)  I'll even spring for confetti just because if he doesn't like it, well he can write my license plate down too.  We can call ourselves "The Dark Vaders." 

Can I bring the eggs? I used to love throwing eggs....

NEWSFLASH 4 door, slight greenish tint, Grand Marquis LS Mercury found at the bottom of the bluffs leading to Hart Park. The driver suffered head injurys and extensive damage to the lower portions of his body. The autopsy revealed a medium sized brief case protruding from his gluteus maximus. Three crazed women were sighted running away from the scene, leaping in the air, and screaming like wild banshees.

LOL!  You guys are too funny.  : )

So we got four of us--"The Dark Vaders"--now all we need is a dog to poop on his lawn.  Haha!

LOL Sioux!  Those must be OTHER women he's irritated.  We have alibis.  ; )

I better state that I'm joking...I would hate for this to come back on me.  I would never seek revenge outside of the court of law.  The only thing this jerk of a man did was disobey the kindness that we should all show towards one another.  Yes, he was rude, yes he was a piece of crap, yes he did not follow protocol on bumping another car...but he will now be looked out for by all that see his license plate and make of car...that's good enough for me.  I just hope he will see this blog or someone that he knows, and will feel total embarrassment.  Just be careful if you see him pulling in behind you...or maybe in front of you.  He's not a good driver, and he certainly shows a lack of responsibility and a lack of regard for anyone else's property.  

I'll behind all of you in spirit....cheerleading you on to throw that toilet paper & eggs (good one ghost), but I have to bow out of this conversation...just in case :o)   

Quit planning road trips without me!!!  I have a good throwing arm and I am quick on my feet for the getaway!

As always, I'm late on my posting....but yep sioux, your commentary was funny, funny, funny...if only it were true.  You would make a darn good reporter for all of us evil women!  And just like any good reporter, you would naturally leave out any names that were involved!  I just have 3 words for you....I adore you!

Isn't it strange that not 1 man has responded to this post?!!!  Are they hiding in shame?

 What he did is called "Hit and Run"  and it's a FELONY.

Back in the dark ages, I was a Paramedic in Santa Maria.  My roommate was a full-time firefighter and part-time reserve officer for the police department.  My roommate had recently purchased a brand new Porsche and had parked at J.C. Penny's to do some shopping.  He hadn't even gone ten feet from his car when a young, very stylishly dressed woman  pulled into the parking spot next to his car and slammed  her door into the side of my roommates Porsche causing a bad scrape and dent.   She looked at it dumbly - quite unconcerned and strode off to do her shopping.

My roommate ran up to her, stopped her and advised her she had damaged his car and he wanted her license and insurance information.   With her nose in the air, she arrogantly replied:  "F-You!"  and walked briskly away.

Despite being very angry, my roommate again stopped her and told her the law required her to provide her license and insurance information.

Her reply ???

(Dripping with contempt and arrogance) "Maybe you didn't hear me jerk, I said F-You!"

My roommate then took out his badge and ID, advised her she was under arrest for Hit & Run and failure to provide License and Insurance information and handcuffed her.   

Meanwhile, I'm standing along side of his brand new Porsche wondering how he managed to keep his cool.  But keep cool he did.  He walked her over to a pay phone, called the police department and requested a black & white to come and take her into custody.

NOW, she was all Miss. Nice-Nice instead of Miss. Bitch.  Crying and saying it was all a "misunderstanding" she wanted to make it all go away.

 I swear, I wish I had it all on videotape!

After everything was said and done, she was booked for Felony Hit & Run (reduced in court to misdemeanor) and ordered to pay restitution for the damage ($7,500.00) and  had to do 500 hours of community service.

Little Miss. Arrogant sure had a bad day!

Sometimes God is smiling down on you.  This was one of those times. 

I like to play God sometimes.  I've had people park next to my car far too often.  Seeing as how I was properly aligned in my space and could hardly open the door to squeeze in, I had to repeatedly pull the door out and slam it shut several times before and after I made it in.  Of course there was some minor damage to the other vehicle, but nothing worse than what you'd expect from parking a foot away from someone else.

I had two guys bad-mouth me once as I was getting out of my car.  They were standing next to this brand new truck one of them had purchased (it still head dealer plates), making loud and derogatory comments about me.  I was drinking a Snapple and walked away, ignoring them.  When I returned about 10 minutes later they were gone.  I remember having to reach down to tie my sandals and I accidentally brushed up against their truck and through a twist of physics my key gouged the paint from stem to stern!  Oh dear!  I put the Snapple on the hood of the truck so I could use both hands to find my insurance papers, etc., but after I got back to my car I was so drunk I drove off, chatting away on my cell phone.  I wish I could find that truck again and that poor man, so as to make things right...

Oh, Curt, what a great story that was.

You girls are so funny. And you too, Sioux! :)