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NancyII - > Things that interest ME -> New Element Discovered
New Element Discovered
 
-----  Subject: New Element Discovered

 

*The Heaviest Element Known to Science:**
 Governmentium is the latest element
 Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered*
  
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet 
known to science. 
 
The new element, *Governmentium (Gv)* has one neutron, 25 assistant 
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
it an atomic mass of 312. 
 
These 312 particles are *held together by forces called morons*, which 
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
 
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be 
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes 
into contact.  A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that 
would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years 
to complete. 
 
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years.  It does not decay, 
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the 
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. 

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since 
each *reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming 
isodopes.* 
 
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe 
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical 
concentration.  This hypothetical quantity is referred to as *critical  morass*. 
 
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes *Administratium*, an 
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has 
half as many peons but twice as many morons.
 

 



 

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posted by Wayfarer on Nov 24, 2008 at 05:02 PM

Does this element appear in a changing state called "obamanism" which is really the non changing state of "clintonism"? 

 

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posted by Ppopgun on Nov 24, 2008 at 08:44 PM

I hear those nasty little buggers have a tendency to engage in radical redistributionism. Definitely change we DON'T need.


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posted by NancyII on Nov 24, 2008 at 10:23 PM

I think the new element is  nonpartisanenium..

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posted by antiextremism on Nov 26, 2008 at 08:45 AM

This new element was obviously conjured up by Dr. Doom.

Because no administration in our country's history has had bigger government than George W's. But then, he's not a conservative.

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