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This is funny...Dont get your knickers in a knot now
My sister sent this and I cracked up.
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an plane crash.
They're up in Heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right." God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?" "I believe you're in my chair." 27 comments from 13 users
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posted by
dusty1215
on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:53 PM
LMAO!!! I just substituted some republican names and it worked too :P
posted by
TomW
on Jan 29, 2007 at 08:59 PM
Excellent, Nancy.
posted by
NancyII
on Jan 29, 2007 at 09:05 PM
I could have used that one for my ex. :-) posted by
woofwoof
on Jan 29, 2007 at 10:38 PM
woof woof woof! (laughing)
posted by
TomW
on Jan 29, 2007 at 11:12 PM
So the question is: What did God say to that?
posted by
NancyII
on Jan 30, 2007 at 05:41 AM
Tom...he probably sat there with his mouth open in amazement....LOL Ron...it was a joke..lighten up my friend. I believe God has a sense of humor too. posted by
samheath
on Jan 30, 2007 at 06:44 AM
Right on! I had an "ex" with that attitude. Grateful to have escaped intact. As to God, he better have a sense of humor or we are all in deep doo doo. posted by
ki6amd
on Jan 30, 2007 at 07:16 AM
God does have sense of humor to be sure, we've all surely seen ourselves naked!
posted by
NancyII
on Jan 30, 2007 at 07:25 AM
ROFL Ki6...If we haven't ....there's a shortage of full length mirrors in this world.
posted by
steveeswenson
on Jan 30, 2007 at 08:13 AM
I believe God would reply, "Hilary, you're in the wrong place. Go down there with the Republicans."
posted by
randomfactor
on Jan 30, 2007 at 08:20 AM
Steve, that was priceless.
posted by
ProgressivePete2
on Jan 30, 2007 at 08:24 AM
That was priceless steve. Funny joke Nancy. I doubt even Hillary herself would be offended by that one. I do question her sense of humor with all that "joking around" she's been doing lately. She really should stick to politics and leave the jokes for Lisa Lampanelli.
posted by
antiextremism
on Jan 30, 2007 at 09:12 AM
Look at all these liberals who can't take a joke! It's pathetic. You can rant and rave about this administration but once....oh wait.....the liberals CAN laugh at their own party and don't take it personally. Never Mind
Actually, I think Hillary started cursing God for making her wait in line to be questioned. posted by
TomW
on Jan 30, 2007 at 09:16 AM
In fairness, antiex, most liberals don't consider Hillary a member of their party.
posted by
randomfactor
on Jan 30, 2007 at 09:21 AM
In fact, sitting in the "hot zone" with the rest of the conservatives strikes me as an appropriate place for Senator Clinton...
posted by
GotREALITY
on Jan 30, 2007 at 09:26 AM
I think it's funny how jokes get recycled. I heard this joke a long, long time ago but it was Bill Gates asking god to get out of his chair.
posted by
randomfactor
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:02 AM
posted by
ProgressivePete2
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Sorry to change the subject, but did anyone else see Bill Gates on the Daily Show last night? He was lousy. Not funny, and not a very good salesman. I'm not excited about vista in the least.
posted by
TomW
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:11 AM
I was trying to track down the history of that joke and came across this one about Republicans: The President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir." As for the original joke, it looks like an old joke about students from different colleges, probably dating to the 60's or 70's. posted by
randomfactor
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:13 AM
posted by
TomW
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:14 AM
I usually catch Daily Show the next day, Pete. I've heard Vista is a train wreck though. Like an alpha version of OSX. Apparently it runs on a DOS undercarriage and DOS just isn't scaling as well as Linux/Unix.
posted by
TomW
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:20 AM
RF, that was really funny.
posted by
ProgressivePete2
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:29 AM
I wonder how long it will take for microsoft to get left in the dust. With the new intel macs running both platforms, it's only a matter of time. It's truly amazing how much better Steve Jobs is at generating excitement for new products.
posted by
dusty1215
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:53 AM
LOL..Barack O'bama..hes Irish for goodness sake!
posted by
TomW
on Jan 30, 2007 at 10:55 AM
Brock O'Bama.
posted by
Nateov
on Jan 30, 2007 at 11:35 AM
And, of course, King George would have said, "Get out of my chair!"
posted by
mattloch
on Jan 30, 2007 at 01:30 PM
Stewart asking him what his family pet's name was cracked me up. That, and having the brass ones to ask the world's richest man what "F12" does. Classic.
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