This is going around the internet again and since it's fun I thought I'd share it with you folks.  Feel free to add your own experiences.  The only thing I ask is PLEASE do not make political comments.  This is just for fun.

Idiot Sightings!!!!
Be careful, be very  careful

IDIOT  SIGHTING: Gene and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears
repairman told  us that one of our problems was that we did not have a
"large" enough  motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
we had the largest one Sears made at that time a 1/2 horsepower. He shook
his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2
was  larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two. We
haven't used Sears for repairs since.

IDIOT  SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
neighbor call the local  township administrative office to request the
removal of theDeer Crossing  sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer
are being hit  by cars out  here! I don't think this is a good place for
them to be crossing anymore.  "From Kingman ,  KS

IDIOTS IN FOOD  SERVICE: My daughter went to  a local Taco Bell and ordered
a taco. She asked the person behind the  counter for "minimal lettuce." He
said he was sorry, but they only had ice  burg. He was a Chef? Yep...From
Kansas City

IDIOT  SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee  asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without
your knowledge. To  which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He  smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham,  Ala.

IDIOT  SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross
the street. I  was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine.She asked  if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signalsblind  people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What
on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita  , KS

IDIOT  SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She
was leaving the  company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented
cheerfully, "This is  fun. We should do this more often." Not another word
was spoken. We all  just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was  a bunch at Texas  Instruments.

IDIOT  SIGHTING: I work with an  individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the sake  of her own life, couldn't understand why her
system would not turn on. A  deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs
office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and  I arrived at an automobile dealership
to pick up our car, we were told the  keys had been locked in it. We went to
the service department and found a  mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver's side door. As I watched  from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and  discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician,  "its open! His reply, "I know - I
already got that side."This was at the Ford dealership in  Canton
,Mississippi  !

STAY ALERT! They walk among us...  and they REPRODUCE!!!