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Some Early Christmas Cheer
Twas The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town
All awaited Saint Nick, but heard not a sound.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
Except Billy and Joe Bob, the rebellious butt-heads.
Causing trouble for them was the game
Tee-Peeing the police station was their claim to fame.
It was coal in their stocking for these monsters and more
So they felt it was time to even the score.
Brain storming and scheming that there must be a way
It came to Joe Bob “We’ll hijack his sleigh!”
“We’ll tie him up with ribbons and bows…
“Laugh in his face and shout ho, ho, ho”
“We’ll slam that old sleigh and call it Black Thunder”
“Then rampage the North Pole; pillage and plunder!”
So away into hiding went the two little fries
Just waiting to hit Santa with a little surprise.
Santa touched down near the ‘Ole Liquor Mart’
Gingerly stepped out and then let go a fart.
With a bottle of gin, he was a sorrowful sight
You could tell that Santa had had a difficult night.
Santa seemed a bit anxious from a glance
Or quite possibly he was performing the pee-pee dance.
Joe Bob exclaimed, “Lets jump in while he’s in the john!”
Too bad they both forgot to put their thinking caps on.
They were bucked off the sleigh and thrown quite a distance
For they met with a mighty reindeer resistance.
The two boys laid face first in the snow.
Knowing their plan had taken a blow.
They went back into hiding, ditching plan A
They decided to jump Santa en-route to his sleigh.
They jump out of nowhere as he exited the store.
They kicked him in his jingle bells and dragged him to the floor.
Joe Bob and Billy were just going to work
Yelling “Gives us your toys you jolly ole’ jerk!”
What the boys didn’t know was Santa had a ‘tude’
When Santa starts to drink he’s one bad dude!
He yelled at the boys “You brats are about to pay”
Then he leaped to his feet and threw them a way.
The reindeer cheered on, pumping their hoofs
Hooting and hollering, shouting “woo, woo, woo”
For the two boys, Santa was just a bit too tough
“Mercy!” cried Joe Bob, Billy yelped “Enough!”
Santa brushed himself off and tightening his buckles
All he could do is simply look and chuckle.
You two are pathetic! Merry Christmas you chumps
It will be coal in your stockings again this year punks.
Santa got back in his sleigh and as he flew out of sight
He proclaimed “Merry Christmas Too All and Try Not to Fight!”
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posted by
paxchristi3
on Nov 3, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Nice of Santa to make quick work of these scalawags so he can go take care of the others who already have launched the annual assault on Christmas: http://www.catholicleague.c...
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