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TOO MUCH SERIOUSNESS...TIME FOR SOME FUN...
I found this website the other day that I found hilarious. It's called notalwaysright.com and it deals with responses to idiot customers. I'm sure everyone can relate to some of the stories that are told, and there are some doozies that made me nearly spit up on the laptop. Here's a taste of what they have: 1. Caller: “I don’t care what your little book says, put my f***ing power on!” Me: “I can’t do that for you unless you pay your debt in full, sir.” Caller: “Why are you being a b**** about this? Just let it slide!” Me: “We’ve been letting it slide for months, sir. You now owe us in excess of a thousand dollars. Our rules are very clear: we are not to reconnect your power until you pay your debt.” Caller: “F*** you! I’m going to kill you! I’m going to come to your house and kill you!” Me: “The difference between you and me, sir, is that I know where YOU live.”
Caller: *click* 2. Customer: “Oh! Is this smoked salmon?” Me: “No ma’am, it’s actually sashimi, the Japanese way of serving fish, so it’s cleaned and served raw.” Customer: “Raw? That can’t be healthy! Are you sure you are allowed to serve raw fish? Someone could get sick!” Me: “I can assure you, raw salmon won’t get anyone sick. We have served this for years.” Customer: “But it’s raw! Someone will get sick! That’s what raw fish does - gets people sick!” Me: “Ma’am, the Japanese have been eating raw fish for centuries. I think it will be OK.” Customer: “Well, they also lost World War 2. I don’t think this is safe!” Me: “…”
There are lots more...
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posted by
CatherineBaker
on Apr 26, 2009 at 10:00 PM
LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh, Popeye! posted by
Shwaine
on Apr 26, 2009 at 11:09 PM
It's been on my bookmark list for a while, right next to www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/ posted by
PopeyesWorld
on Apr 26, 2009 at 11:16 PM
Shwaine- That is a pretty good site. I got another one- fmylife.com. That one is pretty wild.
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