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I  was in Las Vegas and decided to play a round of golf.  I  made a Bogey on the first hole.  As I  walked up to the second tee I  noticed a frog sitting near the tee.  I  pulled a nine iron from my bag and stepped up to the ball.  The frog said "ribbet! 8 iron". Amazed that the frog could talk I decided to follow his direction.  I  took the 8 iron, hit the ball and it stopped about 10 inches from the hole. This pattern followed through the next 16 holes.  The frog would tell me the proper club to use.  I  shot the best round of golf of my life.  When I  started for the club house the frog jumped on my cart and said "ribbet, casino".  I thought "What the heck. I'll give it a try". I  took the frog into the casino with me and as we walked pass the roulette, the frog said " ribbet, $5,000  on double zero"  Well, the odds are really high on hitting double zero so I decided on only $3000.  The wheel spun and I won.  I won five times playing the number the frog told me to.  I took my winning and me and the frog went up to my room.  When we got to the room I ask the frog what I could do for him to pay him back for my good fortune. "Ribbit, kiss me"!  Well, I had never kissed a frog but figured what the heck.  I kissed the frog and the frog turned into a beautiful 18 year old girl.

And that is the truth of how this 18 year old girl got in my room Officer, or my name is not  William Jefferson Clinton.