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In 1951, I was just five years old when I was diagnosed with astigmatism by Dr. O. Righellis O. D. here in Arvin. I remember the first comment on my patient card was that I was continually getting car sick. I had to go to his office, which was located on Bear Mountain Blvd. just opposite from the Arvin Congregational Church at north “B” street, once a week for eye exercise training. My right eye had become very lazy. Its view on the world was so out of focus that I was only using my left eye. I got the “four-eye” nickname very early in life.
 
Back in those days glasses were made from real glass and my lenses were very thick and heavy. Finally, Dr. Righellis found a source for plastic lenses for glasses that were far more expensive than glass, but they were lighter. He talked my mom into buying me the first pair ever sold in Arvin. We picked them up on a Saturday morning, right before going over to the Canterberry’s house for a birthday party. Because the fitting had taken so long, I was late for the party that was being held in their backyard.
 
Everyone was in the backyard trying to spank the birthday boy. He had grabbed one of his birthday presents, a baseball bat, to defend himself. Marvin had backed up to the edge of the house and was swinging the bat back and forth to keep his attackers at bay. As I was coming through the house, I heard all of the yelling and commotion and figured I was missing something good, so I ran through the kitchen and burst out the screen door just as he swung his bat my way. He struck me squarely across the eyes as I exited the doorway.
 
The impact knocked me back into the kitchen and broke my new glasses. The lenses cut me all of the way around both eyes and gave me two black eyes. There was tears and blood everywhere. Dr. Righellis later told me that had I been wearing my old glass lens glasses, that I would have been permanently blinded.
 
In 1960, as a freshman at Arvin High School, I went out for the football team. I played the position of guard and tackle on the “C” class team in practice and chief benchwarmer during the games. I knew I was chief, because they gave me the uniform with the Number “1” on it. As I remember it, we lost every single game that year. During football practice one day, we were having a practice scrimmage. As soon as the ball was snapped and I blocked the player opposite me, my right plastic lens on my glasses popped out of the frame and immediately disappeared into a sea of grunting bodies and feet. All of which were wearing football cleats.
 
I dropped to the ground and frantically tried to get everyone to stop, so that I could find my lens before it got broken. But to no avail, they could not hear me and continued to push and shove. Now, even back in those days, I was in the situation where I needed my glasses to find my glasses and my search was not going well. Finally, Coach Lukehart whistled the play to a stop and several players tried to help me search for my lens. We simply could not find it. It had totally disappeared from the face of the Earth. Finally, coach Lukehart said we had to continue practice and he motioned me to get off the field.
 
We had been practicing hard for more than an hour and so we were soaking wet in the Arvin afternoon heat. When I stood up, I felt something icy cold touching my belly inside my football jersey.  Sure enough, there was my lens. It had fallen down the neck hole of my loose fitting jersey and since I had been on my hands and knees all of the time frantically searching, there it was, undetected until I stood up. I popped it back into the frame and continued with football practice.
 
Later that year, as a member of the AHS swimming team, I was at the Arvin Community Swimming Pool where the Arvin High School swim team met for practice and their home competitions. Coach Klinger was barking for everyone to get into the pool and start practice. As the girls ran out of their locker room one of the girls screamed that her contact lens had just popped out her eye and was lost. Everyone stopped and got down on their hands and knees. We searched the rough concrete deck to no avail, even though none of us had ever seen a contact lens and had little idea what they looked like. Roy Carlos even brought a broom over to sweep the area, but was told it would ruin the hard lens.
 
Hard contact lenses had just been invented and cost well over a thousand dollars so this was a big loss. She began crying because she knew that her parents were going to be mad at her for losing her new contact lens. I remembered my football practice experience and told her the story. I then said, “You don’t suppose ….?” Despite my best offer to help her search, she and two of the other girls ran back into the girl’s locker room. They came out a few minutes later, all happy. The errant lens had been found, a little higher than I had found my lens in football practice. While I was the hero that saved the day, not only did I not get to participate in the search, but I did not even get a kiss for my efforts. Such was the plight of a unappreciated, geeky, four-eyed kid throughout my high school days.
 
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posted by Sloigo on Sunday, August 26, 2007 at 10:45 PM
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In the 1950’s, Arvin was a very nice place to live. Everyone knew and trusted each other. By keeping a simple ear out, you could hear clear across town. You could tell where your friends were playing, whose parents were having a fight, or measure the progress if someone was coming over to your house to pick you up in their car, by going outside and sit on your porch stoop. You would hear the car start, back out, drive – shifting gears and increasing speed, stopping for stop signs and starting all over again following their progress with your ears until they turned onto your street and you first saw their car.
 
No one ever had to wonder where their car keys were. They were in the ignition key slot!! Why would anyone keep them anywhere else? Likewise, no one ever locked their house. My parents would leave for weeks at a time with our house totally open. We did not own any keys to our house. Upon returning, we would find all of the newspapers neatly stacked against one couch arm and all of our mail stacked against the other arm. The milkman had brought in momma’s half-and-half, butter and eggs, changing out anything that was outdated. Nothing was out of place. My parakeet and hamster were well fed and all was good with the world.
 
Arvin experienced its first wave of Big City Crime in the form of a cat burglar. A man so brazen that he was crawling into bedrooms on his hands and knees and was sneaking men’s wallets out of their pants pockets that were hung over their head post of the bed in which they were sleeping. Money out of women’s purses, all while the people were in their home. He would crawl through the houses and seemed to know where the women had their household money hidden. 
 
One woman got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and came nose to nose with a strange man standing in her hallway. First, there was the blood-curdling scream and the man’s mad dash from the house. I doubt if either of them still needed to visit the bathroom. Finally, the burglar was caught and prosecuted, but Arvin’s innocence was over for good. The man could have made out better on a door lock sales commission program than he could have on any of the money he netted out of those poor men’s wallets.
 
My friend Dwight Ratliff lived with his parents in the second house on the west side of Morton Place. An Harry Swanson development of 10 houses, plus his own family house on the North end. To save money, there were only two house blueprint designs. One night Dwight came home in his convertible around 3 am, about three sheets to the wind, dead drunk. He always parked his car in front of his house. He got out, slamming his car door. As he stumbled around, fishing for his house keys, he became disoriented, turned and walked across the street to the house of Lillian Hughes who was a widowed friend of my mother’s.
 
He stuck in his key, unlocking the door and stumbled right in. In the dark, and being heavily intoxication, he did not notice the differences in furniture also since the house floor plan was the same; he found his way down the hallway to his bedroom. He sat heavily onto the bed and began taking his shoes off. Lillian awoke to the sight of a man sitting on the edge of her bed in the dark. She screamed and reached for her pistol that she kept in the nightstand. Dwight, still not sure, what was going on and why there was a strange middle-aged woman in his bed, panicked and ran from the house wearing only one shoe. I do not think either of them needed to visit the bathroom either. 
 
Dwight stayed hidden over at his house, while my mom and several other women went over to Lillian’s house to see what was wrong. Finally, the police arrived. By this time, Dwight was Cold-Slap sober. The police were first sure they had nabbed some kind of perverted rapist until they checked out his story and tried his key in Lillian’s door lock and sure enough it opened her door. They retrieved his shoe and on the promise that he would stay at home and go to bed, they did not arrest him. 
 
In order to save money and minimize the quantity of keys necessary to give to all of the subcontractors performing all of the work tasks necessary to build a house, all of the houses door locks had the same key and these door locks had never been changed out. The following day the police came back and everyone started comparing keys and found that out of the 11 houses, only two of the individual owners had thought to change out their own door locks themselves.    Dwight had his 15 minutes of fame and the gossip circles literally burned up the phone lines talking about Lillian’s adventure. For a long time, when anyone met, the first thing they did was to compare their keys, to see if they had the same set as the next person.
 
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posted by Sloigo on Monday, August 20, 2007 at 06:36 PM
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Arvin’s first community center did not have a roof. As a matter of a fact, it did not have any walls either. It had trees. I am referring to the DiGiorgio Community Park. In the 1950’s, the park was many things to everyone in the community. It was a place for reunions, weddings, receptions, church gatherings, revival meetings, movies, swimming, baseball, basketball, football practice, roller-skating, Recreation Center games and of course long afternoon naps in the shade.
 
Many families celebrated their Easters and had their Easter Egg Hunts there, followed by family reunions or picnics, where they would reminisce of births, passings, wars fought and fish caught. Anyone that was passing-by was usually invited to join the party. Most of all though, just laying back on the cool grass, listening to the birds chirp, and the butterflies flutter, as the clouds passed overhead made life worthwhile. We met our friend after school to play there, or to challenge each other to fist fights to defend the honor of our brothers or sisters. The park was in the center of everything. You identified where you lived in Arvin, in relation to the park. If a friend was coming over to play, you met them halfway, “at the park”
 
We kids use to swim and body-surf in the flood irrigation, lawn watering ponds, long before there was a swimming pool in Arvin. One time, Mom and Dad were taking me to Little League softball practice. We turned off Haven Drive onto Myer Street and had just passed the “Easy Way Market” when my Father saw three young kids trying to catch a very wet and forever-mad gopher that was stranded on the berm between two adjacent ponds of water. The kids were closing in from both sides with their hands outstretched ready to grab their new-found pet. The gopher was standing on his hind legs chattering at his attackers.
 
 My Dad, saw this and hit his horn for a long blast, he then slapped on the brakes, threw open the door and he ran across the flooded pond, yelling at the kids to get back, as he gave the gopher a full football field-goal kick across the pond. He then gave the kids a stern lecture about trying to catch wild gophers, while still standing in 9 inches of water. He then slogged back to the car, still parked in the middle of the street, with his door wide open and cars going around us. I don’t think I ever saw my Father move that fast again his whole life.
 
The Recreation Center building was home for Boy Scout Troop 97, where we met weekly and I learned Morse code. Once while out in the park at night, we were practicing our Morse code, using flashlights to signal back and forth between teams, one of the scouts noticed that there were flashlight signals coming from the Bear Mountain hillside above “The Cross”.   DOT – DOT – DOT (S), DASH – DASH – DASH (O), DOT – DOT – DOT (S), (S-O-S). This is the universal distress Code (SAVE – OUR – SHIP meaning “HELP!!). The scout, seeing this, signaled back and the signal again returned. They ran inside and got the leaders who also signaled and got a similar return signal. Two of the Leaders with several of the scouts went up onto the mountain and found a family stranded with their car broken down, and they were able to rescued them. We heard all about their adventure at our next meeting, where the husband who had been stranded with his family, was present as a guest to say; “Thank You,” to all of us.
 
We also learned knot-tying and most of my outdoor skills that I have been able to amaze my kids with, every time a knot is needed or trail is to be found. During the summer you could check out checkers, chess, Chinese-checkers and backgammon sets. We played ping-pong and pocket-pool. It was the departure spot for the buses that took us to the Buena Vista Elementary School swimming pool, before Arvin had our own swimming pool. Also, we all met there to leave for Scout Jamborees, campouts to Caliente Creek and field trips to Fort Tejon up at Lebec.
 
In the early 50’s, 16mm black and white movies were shown on the baseball diamond. The projector would be on home plate and the screen would be at the pitcher’s mound. The audience would sit in the stands to watch the movie. They were showing a caveman movie one time, with lots of dinosaurs and wild animals roaming on the screen. I leaned over to my brother, Leo and ask him why all of the people were behind bars in a cage. He thought a moment and leaned back over my way and told me that it was so the wild animals did not attack us.
 
My mother loved to Roller Skate and they had a concrete slab which had overhead lights on the east side of the park. Once per week, they would play 78 rpm records from a Victrola and we would skate until late in the evening. Most of us had roller skates that fastened to our shoes with skate keys that tightened tabs onto the soles of our shoes. My Mother had real shoe skates that she had brought with her from Kentucky. I remember that one young beautiful lady could skate backwards around the entire rink and we would watch her as she skated, admiring her grace and beauty. I never did master the art of skating backwards.
 
When in 1959, they placed the swimming pool deep in center field from the baseball diamond. Everyone was sure that the west side dressing room windows were at a safe distance, but Albert Bullard proved them wrong at least three times, by hitting home-run balls through the windows. The first time, I was the centerfielder and I was sure that I was in trouble for not stopping a ball that sailed 20 feet over my head, before it hit the window. I had to loan them my own personal baseball, so that they could finish the baseball game.
 
I took my Lifesaving Course at the pool and I became Arvin’s first “Certified Junior Lifeguard”. Later, we used the pool for Arvin High School physical education class, swimming team practice and a place to hold our hometown meets. In the summer, the pool provided us endless summer afternoons and evenings of relief from the heat. We lounged, swam and splashed with our friends, as we watched the girls work on their perfect tans.
 
The Head Park Caretaker worked for Kern County and lived in a house that was provided for him by the County on the corner of Haven Drive and South Hill Street. My Mom and Dad were friends of his and we would often be invited over to his place for Barbeques. He had a dog that had been trained to only accept treats if given to him from your left hand, because his owner thought that most people were right-handed and there was less chance that he would be poisoned if he would not accept treats from just anyone. 
 
I am sure, that while the trees have gotten taller, and some even fell over in the 1977 windstorm. The park is still used to wax your car, meet your friend, have a picnic and play baseball or soccer, but most of all it is still a place to listen to the birds chirp, butterflies flutter and to lay on you back on the cool grass to watch the clouds lazily glide overhead.
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At ArvinHigh School in the 1960’s everyone was expected to participate in the Physical Education program which was chaired by Mr. Frank Barley, Department Head. Mr. Klinger, Mr. Dameon and Mr. Cameron also had assisted him. Each teacher had PE classes and were also coaches for various sport teams. 
 
I was a very lanky 6’2” 130 pound kid back in those days and was very active in the sports programs. I even lettered Varsity in Swimming and Wrestling during the years I participated. 
 
Each year a big part of your PE grade was the 500 yard dash where every student from all classes was compared against each other and was ranked by speed against all of the other students. This was before the metric system was adopted which made the 500 meter dash around 550 yards long. While I was rated the second fastest student in the school in all of the PE classes, I never went out for track/cross country since the season conflicted with Wrestling and the Swimming season. 
 
On the day of our big race, Mr. Barley lined us all up of the west 50 yard line of the track that surrounded the football field. With a starter’s pistol, Mr. Barley fired a single shot into the air, and the race was on!!! George McElhoe, Arvin’s ace track star immediately jumped to the lead. I was right on his heels, but simply could not pass him. A third runner was sprinting close behind me.   
 
I thought, “I might not be in the lead, but I was not going to let him pass me!”   The rest of the class was slowly jogging in a herd, surrounding James Gregory who probably weighed over 350 pounds. No matter how hard I tried, each time I challenged George, he sped up and pulled away from me. The third runner was now about two or three strides behind me. 
 
As we rounded the North end of the football field track, we all began to sprint to the finish, when suddenly the third runner grabbed the back of his upper leg and started screaming “Oww!, Oww!, Oww!!! George and I left him in the dust as he fell back and we finished the race.
 
 We figured that he had gotten a cramp in his hamstring muscle. George, as usual finished number one and I number two. George and I were bent over trying to regain our breaths with Mr. Barley barking to keep moving and to “Walk it off!!” 
 
The number three guy finally limped past us and ran on into the Gymnasium Locker Room still crying , Oww, Oww, Oww as he passed. We wondered why he did not stop when he got to the finish line if he had such a bad cramp, but we had out own problems to worry about as we cooled down. 
 
When George and I were finishing, “the pack” was just at the 50 yard line on the East side of the field slowly proceeding around the track. Finally they reached the North end of the track. 
 
The guy in the front of the pack suddenly screamed “TURD!!!!!” and began back peddling, trying to get away from it. Being in front of a lumbering herd that is not paying attention to anything in particular is not the ideal place to try to stop. He got pushed forward and bodies started falling left and right, complete with James Gregory landing on top of the heap. 
 
As the dust started settling and bodies began emerging for the pile, limping off to the side with sprained ankles and wrists, we finally figured out what had happened. Now, I am not sure what happened to the fore mentioned item, but we were all encouraged to take our gym clothes home to be washed at the end of the class.
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posted by Sloigo on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 11:49 PM
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     If you have ever lived in a small town such as Arvin, California, you know the value of advanced planning. With a single hardware store so poorly stocked that you had as good a chance finding what you needed next door at the Sprouse Riese five and dime cent store. When the family went to Bakersfield, twenty miles away, everyone made the most of their trips. My mother would spend the best of a day contacting all of her friends before going and would develop elaborate list and plans with various things to pick up for each of her friends. Grocery shopping was equally a challenge because while Arvin had a Safeway Supermarket the prices of various food items were very high. 
 
     In Bakersfield where the grocery markets actually competed against each other they had coupon sales. But this meant taking your food home in cars before air conditioning, when the outside temperature often rose above 108o F.   The only cooling was 4-60 (four-windows/ sixty miles per hour) this limited the time you could spend or the amount of perishable fruits, vegetables or meats you could purchase. 
 
     In 1954, Pillsbury introduced their new creation “Poppin Fresh Biscuits” which were canned in a spiral wound cardboard tube which you hit against the edge of the kitchen counter, it would pop open and voila, ten instant biscuits, ready for the oven. Not as good as momma’s biscuits made from scratch with yeast and Gold Medal Flour, mind you, but a pleasant change, regardless. 
 
     One day momma noticed a super sale coupon at the Green Frog Market which was located on the corner of Brundage Lane and South “H” Street in Bakersfield. “Pillsbury Poppin Fresh Biscuits – Regular – eight cents per can, ON SALE !!! Three cans for twenty five cents – Limit nine cans per person.”  Now this was a big sale and it required a lot of planning and scheming. She called all of her friends, and begged for the coupons from all of our neighbor’s newspapers. They had six checkout stands at the market so she had to buy several extra newspapers so that she would have enough coupons. 
 
      Finally all of the orders were received and coupons procured. Mom and I drove to Bakersfield. She carefully explained her plan as we drove. By each of us going once to each of the checkers in a random pattern carrying our nine cans of biscuits, the busy checkers would not realize we had already gotten our limit of nine cans of biscuits each. We would then meet up out in the parking lot, lock the bags of cans in the car and she would give me the exact change for the next round so that they could not cheat me, and we would repeat the process again and again. 
      The checkers were probably wondering what a eight year old boy was doing buying all of those biscuits, but Oh well, this was the big city where stranger things, I am told, happen. We finally got our quota of biscuits and started home. Momma was so proud of how she had “beat-the-system” until she realized 3 x 8 cents = 24 cents. We had lost 3 cents each coupon we used over their regular price, not counting the newspapers she bought, the gas and our time. We had really made a killing. Not only that, she had cheated so she could not even go back and complain. 
 
      She was still shaking her head about how bad she had screwed up, when there came a Giant “Kapow”!! I said “Momma they are shooting at us!” I just knew that the grocery store clerks had figured out our deception and were following us with guns to get their biscuits back, or maybe they had called the police and they were chasing us. I had visions of a criminal career and rap sheet at the tender age of eight. “Pow, POP, Pop”; “They are shooting at us again!!!” Mom was swerving all over the road looking back, but there were no other cars close to us. Then we began smelling the unmistakable odor of biscuit dough. 
 
      The first cans of frozen biscuits we had taken to the car had completely thawed, expanded and were exploding. With each bump, jostle and every turn, one can would explode, setting off its neighboring cans. “POW!, Pop, Pop, Poof” Now the race was on. Mom had no time for stop signs or traffic.   I think that was the fastest I had ever seen my mother drive. It was kinda like Mr. Toad’s Wild Adventure Ride at Disneyland. When we got home, we rushed the bags into the house. 
 
     Mom tried to pry the unexploded cans from the grasp of the congealed biscuit dough. She greased every cookie pan she had in the house and started the oven. “Alright Mom!! – Poppin fresh biscuits and it wasn’t even dinnertime.” I ate so many buttered biscuits that I thought I was going to explode and yet when dinnertime came there, in the center of the table, was another giant bowl of Poppin biscuits with momma encouraging everyone to “Eat up! – There is a lot of food here!”
 
      The following morning, Yep! you guessed it, Biscuits and Gravy. Mom always said, “I hate to waste food more than anyone.” By noon we were all having constipation problems in the bathroom and the biscuits that were left were beginning to resemble flaky hockey pucks in the summer heat, but momma wasn’t about to give up. She would say there are people going hungry down in Mexico tonight, so eat up!”
 
      I think I burst her bubble when I brought her a small box and suggested that we should send those people down in Mexico the rest of the biscuits. I am not sure what she did with the rest of the biscuits, but you know, I don’t ever remember eating another Poppin Fresh biscuit until I got married and moved away from home.
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They say confession is good for the soul. Back in Junior High School at Haven Drive, then finally at Arvin High School in 1960, my friend, Gary D. Smith and I were members of “The Untouchables”. This was Arvin’s very own, model airplane club, where we met once a week at the Arvin Community Center and built model airplanes, which you either bought at Fox Appliances or Gannon’s Cycle Shop. You built these using model airplane glue and with 20 people building models at the weekly meeting at the Center, you could get quite a buzz in a closed up room, no one thought of “Getting High” from the sniffing the glue fumes, after all, you could always go outside where all of the advisors were smoking and breathe that instead.
 
Back in those days they did not have RC (Radio Controlled) airplanes. We built “U” control planes that were flown in a circle attached either two wires or two string control lines, free flights (motorized gliders) or un-motored gliders. Either of the last two, you released into the wind, never to see again, but the event usually involved a 10 mile chase in cars and pickups careening down narrow roads and through farm fields with three or four guys screaming directions to the driver, who was also looking up for the plane. Eventually they would realize they had been following a crow or turkey vulture instead of their plane and would return back to our Saturday flying area.   This was the grass covered physical education playing fields just north of the boy’s locker room at Arvin High School, where we had room to fly our planes in an open, cushioned field with no trees.
 
This was also the time when America and USSR had started the space race with the “Soviet Sputnik(October 4, 1957)” and “American Echo(August 12, 1960)” and so a few of us were into building quite basic rockets. Our first rockets were water pressure powered. You filled the rocket most of the way up with water, then pumped it up with air and released it, getting soaked during your effort. Next came fizzy rockets with baking soda and vinegar, Alka Selser or anything else that created pressure, then on to solid rocket fuel engines. We would go to Dick Miller’s Drug Store and buy jars of Salt Peter (Potassium Nitrate) powder, then roll moistened cotton twine into the powder until it became heavily coated. We would then use these as fuses to light off our rockets.
 
Ah, but I have digressed!
 
It is now our freshman year at Arvin High School and our first exposure to science. As an experiment, the teacher had each of us go to the Arvin Dry Cleaners on the southeast corner of Haven Drive Boulevard and Bear Mountain Highway to buy one dry cleaners bag which they sold us for 10 cents each. As a school project, everyone filled their bags with natural gas from the Bunsen burner spigots in the Chem Lab classroom, and then tied the open end tightly with string, the other end of the string was tied to a pill vial in which each student placed a note asking anyone who found this to write back with the location it was found. In a mass release, everyone turned their balloons loose at the same time in the quad area of Arvin High School. Several students did receive responses from thousands of miles away, but alas, Gary and I did not.
 
We were real disappointed that our balloons were not found, so we decided to release additional balloons from my home at 301 Grove Street on our own. Pretty quick it became an obsession, and Gary and I were spending all our lunch money every day buying more bags.  But we never received back any responses, even though there was not a pill vial left in the house and piles of pills out of their bottles in the bathroom medicine cabinet. We never thought that we could have blown the house totally down, if our stove, where we filled the balloons, would of had been equipped with pilot lights, and with 8 or 10 bags floating in the living room, while we finished filling the bags. 
 
 
Gary was making some fuses with a new bottle of powder we had just purchased while I was filling the bags, when I thought, “Heck, Why not tie a fuse to a bag?” At first we tied a short fuse to one balloon, lit the fuse and released the balloon into the air. Up-up it went.  Finally at about a thousand feet we saw a flash of light and small ”Boom!”. “Wow! That was exciting! Lets’ tie all the rest of them together, use a longer fuse and see what happens!” By this time it was getting dusky dark, but determination prevails and we finally got all of the balloons ready, lit the fuse and off it went. The balloons finally climbed out of sight and we figured the fuse had gone out when suddenly there was this giant flash in the night sky with a giant boom.
 
Alright! That was fun! Shortly later the siren from the Arvin Volunteer Fire Department sounded and we thought, “Wow!  There’s a fire someplace!” when I heard our telephone ring. I answered it and found that the fire chief was looking for my father who was the County Road Foreman. It seems that their phone lines had lit up with calls about a mid-air collision, flaming debris seen plummeting toward the ground. The search for the crash scene and possible survivors was on. All of the police and volunteer firemen were scouring every back road and field. Reports were coming from everywhere. “It was north of Town! - No!” “East of Town –No!” “Tell your dad to try South of town.”
 
This event had taken a life of its own, with crews driving aimlessly around looking, most of the night. The following Wednesday, the Arvin Tiller lead with a story about the flaming mid-air collision. Was it a UFO, single plane explosion or two plane collisions? No wreckage had been found despite hundreds of hours of searching, costing thousands of dollars. The last line of the article was a plea for anyone with information to come forward.
 
This was the end of our model rocketing and amateur ballooning for awhile, but most of all, I hope that the statute of limitations has expired by now.
 
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Several years ago, someone mentioned the term “Latch Key Kid” and I said “What is that?” They explained “OH! That is a kid who gets home after school while both parents are still at work, so they wear a door latch key around their neck, tied to a shoestring so they can get into the house.” I thought about my days back in Arvin, California where I had grown up in the 50’s and remembered, neither of my parents were home when I got home. “Why, I was a latch key kid!!!” But, wait – I never had a key, because none of our doors had locks on them, not even the bathroom door. If it was closed – it was occupied, and you were supposed to hold it. 
 
We use to go away for mini-vacations a weekend or even up to a week and when we got home, our mail was neatly stacked on one end of the couch, leaned against the arm and the newspapers were stacked against the other end’s arm. The milkman would have come in and changed out your milk, butter and filled the egg bin from the refrigerator. In the earlier days the ice man also let himself in and added ice to the top of your ice box as needed, and emptied the drip pan of waste water. With all of these people in our house, unsupervised, and yet nothing was ever missing. 
 
In 1957 my Aunt Mae DeRossette came from Shivley, Kentucky and lived with us for a year or so, after my brother, Leo got married and moved out of his room. She was a very rotund woman who had developed a fixation on television sports, which back in those days was solely devoted to Wrestling and Roller Derby. I remember walking home from school and hearing her, more that a half mile away from home, hooping and hollering at the top of her lungs about the dirty tactics being used by the players on teams which were named things like “The Thunderbirds” and “The Outlaws”. 
 
She took her sports very seriously and she knew that if she would scream loud enough the players would hear her warnings to watch out for this player or than obstacle, thus she could save them from disaster.  Then she cursed the players who had planned dirty tactics, condemning them to Hell, for plotting against “Sweet Nell” or “Molly Mae”. They were all voluminous women in tight-fitting narrow waist skating outfits who were the team big scorers. And who knows, the shows were being broadcast from Strelich Stadium in Bakersfield, only 30 miles away and the players might have occasionally thought, “Wait, what was that I just heard???”     
 
Her enthusiasm only increased with Tag Team Wrestling. Long before the World of WWF, we had very colourful wrestlers such as “Georgeous George”, “The Masked Avenger”, “The Crippler”, “Tricky Nick Bockwinkle” and “Cowboy Ellis”. I came in one day and she was sitting on the edge of the couch, almost foaming at the mouth wriggling and twisting to help the Thunderbird players win. I committed the ultimate sacrilege by telling her that it was all staged, and that the winners were rigged. One week, one team was the hero and the other the villain, and next week it was all reversed.  Never did they win by more than two points and it was always a last minute cliff hanger save, when the hero or heroine clinched the winning points from the evil opponent pulling out a win from a certain crushing defeat. You would have thought I had said a bad word at supper. I was in the dog house, but what did a 12 year old kid know? 
 
Now, I told you that in preparation for this. Our bathroom was very small. You went in a narrow corridor, past the shower which was off to the right, and the toilet was tucked in the end with a sink directly in front of it.  The sink had two faucets, HOT and COLD about 6 inches apart. You had your choice, freeze or scald, but nothing in-between.   Slightly beneath the sink on the far wall was a unvented, ceramic gas wall heater that you lit with big wooden bluetop kitchen matches. 
 
It was the warmest room in the house in the winter and my favorite reading room my “Mad” magazines in because I could rest the comic book on the rim of the sink, lean forward and read while I was on the pot. My father finally figured out why I was taking so long in the bathroom and used to sneak down the hall and burst into the bathroom and confiscate my magazine. 
 
I got use to listening for him because the metal grate over the floor furnace in the hallway would creak as he snuck down the hallway and I would hide the magazine before he burst in. One Saturday morning, I had assumed my favorite position in “the reading room” when I heard my Aunt Mae doing her little pee-pee dance in the hallway, so I got up and gave up the bathroom to her.   She rushed past me as I opened the door. I went back to my bedroom, which was located diagonally across the hallway.  
 
I closed the door, thinking “The smell that is going to come out of there in the next couple of minutes wasn’t going to be pleasant.”  I laid on my bed and resumed reading my latest Superman Comic. The creaking of the grate in the hallway did not even register as I read onward. Dad had snuck down the hallway and in a giant burst of energy he ripped the door to the bathroom open, leaping in to snatch my comic book. 
 
Now, Aunt Mae was quite large and kind of assumed the available space around the toilet when she sat down. When dad burst through the door, she stood up screaming with her pantaloons around her ankles. As she stood up, she ripped the sink off the wall in front of her and water began spewing all over the floor. Dad instinctively dove to the floor to turn the faucet valves off and Aunt Mae started jumping up and down screaming bloody murder at the top of her lungs. Whether she was trying to get away from the hot water or my dad was not clear, but she wound up stepping on his hand. 
 
My mom came running as well as three of the next door ladies. I opened my door just as dad was leaving the bathroom, holding his hand, Aunt Mae screaming in the background and Mom and the neighbor ladies pumping questions from the front. Dad gave me a death stare as he passed. Sure enough, bright and early the next day, the bathroom had a big chrome latch on the door.  
     I was truly a latch key kid and me and my “Mad” magazines never got disturbed again.
 
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