Now, you probably think I'm talking about family values and persecution of gays and all sorts of other ridiculous conservative talking points. But when I say "old ways," I'm saying way older. What I'm really talking about is old people. I lurked on this site everyday until I finally got a profile and the behavior that I see from some users, especially the ones who identify themselves as being older is absolutely appalling. Why should we keep you old people around if you're not even nice in addition to being worthless? Really, if you have nothing better to do than come on this site and insult other users then maybe we should put you to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys are retired and you worked your large behinds off. Um, I'm sorry, but being a cop or a teacher in this society is not actual, real working. You basically get to sit on your old butts all day while the government pays you to destroy the youth of the nation with antiquated teaching methods. Or, in the case of cops, you get to drive around in your cars pulling people over and the few times when you're actually called to a scene you whine that you have to drag your fat ass out of the car to chase down a perp.

But back to the work thing. I'll put you to work doing something that is very useful not only to me but to you as well. I'll give you some wood, tools, and a shovel. Now, go build yourself a coffin and dig yourself a grave and save me the time and money of burying you. You should be so lucky that we don't send you guys out on ice floes the second you start showing your senility at the age of 60. Which brings me to another point. Most of you old people are driving ridiculous cars that only add to global warming. So try to think about the fact that the water levels are slowly rising. Because when we run out of land to bury you and we run out of ice floes to send you out to sea on, we'll have to figure out what to do with your worthless carcasses. So old people on this site, before you go around insulting other people, remember that we're the ones that have to put up with your old, dead, wrinkly carcasses. The least you could do is be pleasant.