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How Do You Get To Heaven
How To Get To HeavenIf I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I "NO!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?" Once more they all answered, "NO!" "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all thechildren and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I Once more they all answered, "NO!" "Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!" 1 comments from 1 users
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randomfactor
on Oct 13, 2007 at 01:09 PM
Turn left at Greenland.
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