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The Search For Meaning.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of
stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?
"You dumber than buffalo!
Somebody stole tent!" 6 comments from 5 users
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posted by
samheath
on Oct 17, 2007 at 08:30 AM
Love it. Reminds me of Bush.
posted by
ChicoEsquela
on Oct 17, 2007 at 08:33 AM
know what keemosabe means? Tonto %$#*# me pronto! (its why Tonto finally killed him - he figgerd it out) posted by
sagefever
on Oct 17, 2007 at 08:48 AM
Yes Sam..wasn't it Barbara that told this joke but with Watson and Sherlock Holmes?
posted by
Wayfarer
on Oct 17, 2007 at 03:25 PM
Did you hear what really happened to the Lone Ranger? He and Tonto where surrounded by hundreds of blood thirsty Indians and the Ranger turned to Tonto and said "Looks like we rode our last trail old buddy". To which Tonto replied "What do you mean we Pale Face"?
posted by
robbwillis
on Oct 17, 2007 at 04:04 PM
posted by
sagefever
on Oct 17, 2007 at 04:13 PM
I'll bet those joke translators were CO's, eh Robb ;-p
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