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Oildale Medical Terminology 101

Artery - The study of paintings.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Catscan - Searchin' for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fibula - A small lie.
Genital - Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain - Gettin' hurt at work.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Ovaries - You get to try again.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Pretty near killed him.
Secretion - Hidin' somethin'.
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Gettin' sick at the airport.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of you're out.
Varicose - Near by/close by.

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posted by michele1075 on Jul 11, 2008 at 01:30 PM

This is waaaayyyy funny!!

posted by ghostriter on Jul 11, 2008 at 01:35 PM

ROFLMAO...Now THAT'S funny! I printed it out and passed it around to my coworkers. Since we're a medical office, it is perfect!

posted by witterpitters on Jul 11, 2008 at 02:43 PM

Sending this to my daughter who is an RN!!! Way funny!!!

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