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Tonight boys and girls the all powerful Decider made an appearance, and a small speech. The Decider told us those Threatened Throngs of Wall Street, and the Poor Saps from Main Street who borrowed beyond their means, have us in a pickle. That is a baseball term that means the runner, which is really the American Taxpayer, is caught in a run down between a safe base. A safe base would be financial security, job security, family security, health care security, oh well, I'm sure you get the picture. We are going to be tagged out and will never get back in the game!

Yikes!!!!

When the all powerful Decider delivers a speech we know we are in deep doo-doo. We have seen not that long ago the Decider become very stern, and warn that the Wicked Witches of Jihadism would destroy our beautiful land and everyone that believed in Jesus. You may remember we went bonkers and gave the Decider nearly all of our money, and even more powers than the mighty ones he already possessed to stop those evil Wicked Witches of Jihadism.

We asked why we sent our fine and splendid army to a  place close by the Wicked Witches of Jihad ism that had not threatened us, but the Decider said this evil empire might destroy us if we didn't follow his word to the letter. We did ask why we were so broke all of the time while big palaces were being erected in the center of the Wicked Witches of Jihadism's big empire. The Decider told us this was democracy building, whatever that means. We let the Decider make our decisions.

Tonight the Decider made the decision to let us know a great panic will sweep the land if we do not save the Threatened Throng on Wall Street. The Poor Saps on Main Street do not need to be saved. The Poor Saps on Main Street have no money and no power, and therefore do not need our help. The Decider has directed us to focus our minds and energy on just saving the Threatened Throng on Wall Street.

When the Decider decides, the people of America follow. The Threatened Throng of Wall Street will be saved to build more big buildings in far away places like Dubai in the center of the Wicked Witches of Jihadism's empire to build more democracy.

Thank you, All Powerful Decider.